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Friday, July 13, 2007

A Chimp Tells The Penguin Joke

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Windows Media (1.5 MB)
Penguins love ice cream.

Hat Tip: Mike

Funny Line Of The Day

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Hawkeye The Scuba-Cat

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Kewl video. Windows Media (3.6 MB)

He must have to change the pool filter a lot...

Hat Tip: Mom

Kite Surfer

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Funny Commercial. Windows Media (1.5 MB)

Hat Tip: Mike.

McCain Is Delusional

Sen. John McCain said Friday that only "contracting a fatal disease" will cause him to drop out of the presidential race before the primaries begin, as he vowed to take his campaign directly to the voters of New Hampshire and other early-voting states as a means of compensating for his financial difficulties.

McCain, R-Ariz., told reporters after a speech in Concord, N.H., that he will concentrate more on town-hall meetings and bus-tour campaigning to connect with voters. He vowed to fix the fund-raising woes that have left him with just $2 million in his campaign account, but suggested that money won't be the determining factor in New Hampshire or elsewhere.

"Fix the fund-raising woes" ? Yeah, good luck with that.
Your own bills are a fatal disease, politically speaking !
At this point Ron Paul stands a better chance of getting the nomination than McCain does. You can't piss on the base with crap like McCain-Feingold, then piss off the base with McCain-Kennedy and then expect people to vote for you (let alone send you money). Only someone that has lost all touch with reality would think he still stands a chance.

"My position on immigration was obviously not helpful with the Republican base."

Gee, ya think ?
I think my position with the war in Iraq has not helpful with independents," he said. "But I take responsibility for those positions, as well as taking responsibilities for any -- quote -- 'problems' that we had within the campaign."

Ya think maybe the 'problems' you've had with your campaign might have something to do with the fact the monetary contributions from and the votes of the Republican base are the only way to win the Republican nomination ? Seems kind of a duh to me McCain.
Tell you what John, try performing an abortion on a woman whose gun you confiscated, then steal money from her to give to the "disadvantaged fill-in-the-blank". Don't forget to say how the government should pay for the abortion too. Maybe that will get the base to back you. It would work as well as anything else you've done.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Global Warming Causes First Snowfall In 89 Years For Buenos Aires

Argentina's capital, Buenos Aires, has seen snow for the first time in 89 years, as a cold snap continues to grip several South American nations. Temperatures plunged to -22C (-8F) in parts of Argentina's province of Rio Negro, while snow fell on Buenos Aires for several hours on Monday. Two deaths from exposure were reported in Argentina and one in Chile.
In Bolivia, heavy snowfall blocked the nation's main motorway and forced the closure of several airports.
In Argentina, several provinces in the Andes have been placed under a storm alert, according to the national weather centre.
But thousands of people cheered in the streets of Buenos Aires at the sight of the capital's first snowfall since 1918.
"Despite all my years, this is the first time I've ever seen snow in Buenos Aires," 82-year-old Juana Benitez was quoted as saying by the Associated Press news agency.

Stupid Global Warming.