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Friday, April 27, 2007

Clinton Equates Fake Accents With Being Multilingual ?

GREENVILLE, S.C. (AP) - Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton said Friday she sees her sometimes Southern accent as a virtue.
"I think America is ready for a multilingual president," Clinton said during a campaign stop at a charter school in Greenville, S.C.


Only a liberal could say something so utterly stupid with a straight face... and be totally serious.

Update: Rush has the best take on this.

Of course she'll be the first multilingual president, if her husband was the first cunnilingual president. He was a very cunning guy. They work in tandem.

Putin Apologizes For Lack Of Role In Yeltsin Death

Charges That Putin Fell Asleep At Desk With “Large Stack” Of Assassination Orders Unsigned.

Under Yeltsin, the Russian people threw off the yoke of soul- crushing Communist tyranny to embrace the bounty of soul- crushing materialist inflation. Abortion rates were thankfully unaffected.


From Point Five.

A Big Fat Bunch Of Lies

From Suldog-O-Rama, a very informative post. I had know idea about the birthing/eating habits of Bering Monkeys, or why the ancestors of the horse became extinct. The origins of various sports was fascinating and the warnings of the dangers women face by having sex with young men should be taught in every school. A great and well researched post !

Clinton Fakes Chicago Accent

From Guns'n'butter:

Chicago-born Hillary Clinton fakes Chicago accent

By Bea Loughnee
Washington Reporter

CHICAGO -- Chicago-area native Hillary Rorschach Clinton affected a Chicago accent at a campaign rally here today, surprising the many supporters who presumed she was from someplace else.

"'Ow 'bout dem Bulls, eh?" said Clinton as she strode on stage wearing a Chicago Bears jersey and Chicago Cubs baseball cap. "As yous guys know, I'm grew up in Pahk Rige, rootin' fer da Cubbies and, ah, that football team we all love. . ." she glanced down at her jersey, "da Bears!"

Hairdresser Sheila Grabowski said she was definitely going to vote for Clinton after hearing her local accent.

"For someone to make her staff research local history so she can pretend to remember it from her childhood, and to spend so much energy learning the accent to trick us into voting for her, you know, it really shows tremendous initiative. If she'll lie to me about something as fundamental as her dialect, just imagine how duplicitous she'll be when dealing with Ahmadinejad or Putin. We definitely need a president who will stoop to any low to get what she wants."


Hat Tip: Conservative Cat

Dictionary Of Political Correctness

William G. Otis at The ACRU Blog has started a new service so that when readers see or hear a fishy phrase, they'll be clued in to what's actually going on.

Hat Tip: Power Line.

Tah Dah !

Sunroof saves 10-year-old's life
A 10-year-old girl who fell from a 12th-storey balcony on Tuesday wound up with only minor injuries after she plunged through the open sunroof of a car and landed on a padded seat in Changsha, Hunan.

Doctors said she had fractured a bone in her hand and was not in danger.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Planet Krypton Found !


It's got the same climate as Earth, plus water and gravity. A newly discovered planet is the most stunning evidence that life - just like us - might be out there.

Wow ! A planet with gravity !
Above a calm, dark ocean, a huge, bloated red sun rises in the sky - a full ten times the size of our Sun as seen from Earth. Small waves lap at a sandy shore and on the beach, something stirs...

How in the heck do they know the ocean is calm ? Or Dark ? Small waves on a sandy shore ? That's one hell of a telescope ! Maybe they can tell us how many grains of sand are on that shore.
The discovery was announced today by a team of European astronomers, using a telescope in La Silla in the Chilean Andes.

What ? Last I looked the Chilean Andes weren't in Europe.
This remarkable discovery appears to confirm the suspicions of most astronomers that the universe is swarming with Earth-like worlds.
We don't yet know much about this planet, (other than it's got small waves lapping at a sandy shore and on the beach, that has something stirring on it, looking over a calm, dark ocean) but scientists believe that it may be the best candidate so far for supporting extraterrestrial life.
The new planet, which orbits a small, red star called Gliese 581, is about one-and-a-half times the diameter of the Earth.


It probably has a substantial atmosphere and may be covered with large amounts of water - necessary for life to evolve - and, most importantly, temperatures are very similar to those on our world.

So Global Warming is there too ? Crap !
The surface gravity is probably around twice that of the Earth and the atmosphere could be similar to ours.
Although the new planet is in itself very Earth-like, its solar system is about as alien as could be imagined. The star at the centre - Gliese 581 - is small and dim, only about a third the size of our Sun and about 50 times cooler.
The Earth-like planet orbits its sun at a distance of only six million miles or so (our Sun is 93 million miles away), travelling so fast that its "year" only lasts 13 of our days.

There's so many years I've lived where I can, at best recall only thirteen days...
The parent star would dominate the view from the surface - a huge red ball of fire that must be a spectacular sight. It is difficult to speculate what - if any - life there is on the planet. If there is life there it would have to cope with the higher gravity and solar radiation from its sun.



Superman... stirring on the beach.

Captain America Lives !



The reports of Captain America's death appear to have been wrong. He's alive... and he's a pervert.

A Brevard County doctor dressed up in a Captain America outfit was arrested with a burrito in his tights.

On Saturday night, when a costume party full of medical professionals stopped at On Tap Cafe, police said Adamcik had a burrito stuffed below the waistband of his costume and was asking women if they want to touch it. When one refused, he allegedly took out the burrito and groped her.

The woman called police and, when they arrived, the officers wrote in their report "there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at the time, all Captain America's were asked to go outside for a possible identification."


So when Marvel does bring back the real Cap, do you think it will be done by the Scarlet Witch or The Sentry ?

Just wondering.

Monday, April 23, 2007

Police Subdue Sword Wielding Naked Woman

North Charleston SC - A naked woman wielding a 3-foot-long sword was taken to a hospital Wednesday after an encounter with police at her home.
North Charleston police went to the woman's Old Park Road residence about 2:40 p.m. after the woman's doctor reported that his patient had threatened to kill herself, according to a police report. The woman came to the door nude, spit on the glass window pane, hissed at officers and pointed a large dagger at her chest, the report says.
Negotiators talked the woman out of the house, and she exited with a long, medieval-type sword, the report says. Police used a Taser to subdue the woman, and she was taken to a hospital for a mental evaluation, according to the report.
The home was condemned after police found dog feces throughout, the report says. It says animal control officers removed 10 dogs and a bird.


Thursday, April 19, 2007

Some Uncomfortable Truths

Random truths from the VT killings.

  • There are evil people that will kill innocents, if for no other reason, simply because they can.
  • If any one of the faculty or students had a gun, this evil person could have been stopped. Gun control only ensures victimhood.
  • You will never convince a liberal of either truth.
  • NBC news tampered with evidence and simultaneously proved themselves to be whores.
  • None of the events surrounding the VT killings suprise or shock me.
  • At one time most of the events surrounding the VT killings would have.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

JL Kirk & Associates

I had the same experience with JL Crook & Associates six years ago in Indy. I could not believe they wanted me to give them what amounted to every dollar I had at the time for them to maybe find me a job. I was stunned. These guys are scum running a scam IMAO.

Swing by Kat's blog, Just Another Pretty Farce for the whole story.

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Friday, April 06, 2007

Northeast Gets Over A Foot Of Global Warming




Thousands in Dark After New England Snow
CONCORD, N.H. (AP) - Utility crews worked to restore power Friday to tens of thousands of northern New Englanders after a spring snowfall dumped more than a foot of snow around the region.

Easter Bunny Bundles Up

Unusually Cold Just About Everywhere In U.S. East Of The Rockies

Never mind the Easter bonnets. In a large swath of the U.S., you had better remember where you put your winter hat and put it on.

Just about everywhere east of the Rockies, it's extremely cold for this time of year – with snow in parts of the Northeast and Midwest, and freezing temperatures elsewhere - and it's going to stay this way right through the weekend.

Parts of the upper Northeast are slogging through over a foot of snow which closed schools, tangled traffic and knocked out power to more than 180,000 homes and businesses.

Frost and freeze warnings are in effect for the next few nights throughout much of the Southeast, while the snow continues to pile up across portions of the Great Lakes and the Northeast, which has seen more snow so far this April than what fell over the entire month of December.

In Kansas, five to eight inches of snow is on the ground in the east-central and north-central parts of the state, and with temperatures expected to dip into the lower 20s and teens in the next few days, farmers are worried about their crops.






Stupid Global Warming
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Kill Bunny



Kill Bunny
(Windows Media 23 MB)

Kill Bunny Windows Media 3MB version for dial-up.

Where's the bunny ?!


From Robot Chicken.

Happy Easter !

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

The Ploy

He and his top commanders stared down at Zarqawi with evident satisfaction. Everyone leaned in to listen.

“Yep,” said one of the colonels, “that’s one dead son of a bitch.”