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Thursday, February 24, 2011

Zombie Love Song



I want to steal your heart, and eat your brains.

"Ain't Noah Bawdy perfect."

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Considerate Neighbor

Some considerate person(s) in my building went out for the evening and decided to leave their dog on their lanai. I hope they enjoy paying $100.00 fines as much as we enjoyed listening to their dog barking all night.

Survey

I had a woman call me with a four question survey tonight.
I said "Sure, why not ?"

Q1) How many people live in your home under the age of 15 ?"
A1) "None."

Q2) How many people live in your home between the ages of 15 and 17 ?"
A2) "None."

Q3) How many people live in your home between the ages of 18 and 21 ?"
A3) "None."

Q4) How many people live in your home between the ages of 22 and 34 ?"
A4) "None."

She was incredulous.
She asked me if I heard the fourth question and repeated it.

I said, "Let me look. Nope. Just me, and that was six questions."

I guess my household doesn't meet any of their demographics.

A household with no one under the age of 35 ? Inconceivable !

:-P

Friday, February 11, 2011

Plumbers

My landlady called me Tuesday night and told me that I needed to let some plumbers into the flat. It seems that while they were working on the flat below mine they noticed some water dripping from above and wanted to inspect my master bath. Fine no problem I'll take the morning off. They didn't show up until around 2:30 PM.

The guy (Mike) pointed out that none of the fixtures were sealed and also noted that the flat below was dry that day (because I didn't use the shower that morning). He said he'd be back with his boss first thing in the morning the next day with a camera snake to make sure there wasn't anything else wrong. 8:00 AM. Three times he assured me they would be here at 8:00 AM. What the heck, I already took an entire day off, what's a few minutes in the morning ?

I waited until 10:30 AM Thursday. I looked out the door every 5 to 10 minutes. No van. No activity in the flat below. Nothing. No calls. No knocks on the door. I had the front jalousies wide open so I could hear everything. Nothing. So I left a note on my door and went to work.

Mind you I've already missed a day and a half of work.
Not that I like my job, but I need to pay my bills plus buy beer for me and catnip for my cat.

When I talked to my Landlady Thursday night she told me that they said they had knocked on my door all morning. I explained that was a flat out lie. She suggested that I leave one of my keys in the lock box so they could get in without me having to take any more time off.

OK. You know, bad enough they waste my time and stand me up. Hawaiian-Time only goes so far. But now I know they're liars. Why the heck would I trust them in my flat unsupervised. No. They can come in here on my schedule now and not theirs.

You know my Ace ? They can't complete their work on the flat below until they inspect my flat. They have the incentive to work with me, not the other way around.
:-P

Egypt

It looks like the situation in Egypt has gone as best as anyone could hope for.
We'll see what the coming weeks and months bring.
Hopefully when they elect a new government they won't be as insane as the "Palestinians" in Gaza were in 2006.

Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Pathetic

W.T.F.
$32 Billion is only zero point 9 percent of a $3.5 Trillion budget.
Really House Republicans ?
This is the best you can do ?

Paul Ryan: I'd like to 'exceed' the $32B in cuts I proposed

The Golf Club

There’s a local radio program named, “The Golf Club”.
They play a commercial where the hostess, Danielle Tucker says “The Golf Club” every other sentence.
By the time the spot is over, I want to take The Golf Club to her face.
:-P

Anna Nicole Smith, Still Dead

I think we'll all always remember where we were when we heard Anna Nicole Smith died.
;-P

Sunday, February 06, 2011

The Super Bowl

You know what the Super Bowl needs ?
Vuvuzelas.



Click on the pic to blow
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The Game

I'm watching The Game.
By which I mean the 1997 movie with Michael Douglas.



Click on the pic to play the trailer
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Happy 100th Birthday, President Reagan. We Miss You !



Click on the pic to play
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"A Time For Choosing"

Saturday, February 05, 2011

Snow

Eskimos have seven words for snow, none of which you can say on television.

Friday, February 04, 2011

Thursday, February 03, 2011

How Beer Saved The World



Click on the pic to play
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Part 1 of 3.

“Without beer, we’d probably still be living in caves”

I always suspected as much.

Hat Tip: TheDailyWh.at

Gung Hay Fat Choy !

Year of the Rabbit from Frater on Vimeo.



Happy Chinese New Year !

Via: TheDailyWh.at