Friday, December 17, 2004
In the ongoing struggle of The Giant Overlord War® a crack division of troops are preparing for the front lines in defense of humanity's freedom. Seen here are Rhode Island National Guard trainees practicing marching while staring The Giant Eyeball Overlords™ in the eye at The Camp Fogarty Training Site in East Greenwich, Rhode Island. A spokesman for the guard explained, "The hope is that the unique camouflage pattern of these experimental uniforms will prove effective in confusing the enemy because they have no depth perception, what with having only the one eye and all."
A small number of demonstrators were seen protesting outside the base. Known Collaborator Heywood Banks author of the song "One Eyed One I Love" was seen amongst the throng.