Crack !
Hmmmm...
Bing !
Huh.
Crack !
Yeah.
Wood baseball bats to the face are much more satisfying than aluminum.
Showing posts with label Things to do at work. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Things to do at work. Show all posts
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Random Thought
There's some people that I'd really like to hit in the face with a baseball bat.
At first this may sound cruel, until you realize the bat doesn't mind at all.
At first this may sound cruel, until you realize the bat doesn't mind at all.
Friday, May 09, 2008
Friday, March 02, 2007
Naked Gay Porn Watching, Meth Selling Principal Update
John Acerra: Two faces of a troubled man
'Bizarre' details emerge in Bethlehem principal's arrest
It turns out he was the coolest naked gay porn watching, meth selling Principal in the Bethlehem Area School District.
So he wasn't into S&M, there's that at least.
"Hindsight". Good choice of words there.
'Bizarre' details emerge in Bethlehem principal's arrest
As Principal John Acerra walked the hallways at Nitschmann Middle School joking with students or calling them by their nicknames, he appeared to be the coolest principal in the Bethlehem Area School District.
It turns out he was the coolest naked gay porn watching, meth selling Principal in the Bethlehem Area School District.
Clad in a smartly tailored suit and black turtleneck sweater, he exhibited a warm, funny demeanor and was more likely to give a lesson than a punishment to a student who had gotten into trouble.
So he wasn't into S&M, there's that at least.
Yet people who worked with him including some of his friends weren't surprised that the kind, free spirit they knew was arrested Tuesday night in his school office on charges of selling crystal methamphetamine to a police informant, said Karen Dolan, a district teacher who spent 11 years at Nitschmann.
Over the past five years, the times he arrived hours late for school, missed school altogether, kept himself hidden behind the frequently locked office door or showed up at school activities dressed like a teenager all pointed to a life in free-fall, said Dolan, who is also a Bethlehem councilwoman.
''I love the man. I mean, he's a major reason I'm a teacher today,'' said Dolan, a Liberty High School teacher who left Nitschmann in 2001 but still has close ties to many staff members there. ''But he's been crying for help for a very long time. I'm shocked and I'm dazed, but I'm not surprised.''
The picture emerging is of a man leading a double life that had been spinning out of control for at least the past five months, according to police documents.
At least two teachers say it was much longer than that.
''As a boss, all I can say is he changed in the last two years,'' said Elaine Howorth, a home economics teacher who taught at Nitschmann last semester. ''He wasn't the same boss. He wasn't there all the time when you needed him.''
In hindsight, students say, the locked office door and the times Acerra showed up for school football practice wearing a white undershirt and baggy pants, often the garb of middle-school boys, struck them as strange.
"Hindsight". Good choice of words there.
Thursday, March 01, 2007
Drugs Put The "Fun" In Funeral Home
Whelchel Funeral Chapel
Branson, Mo — A 24-year-old man living in an apartment at a Branson funeral home was charged Wednesday with possessing methamphetamine and cocaine after a drug task force raid late Tuesday night at the business.
According to a news release from COMET — the Combined Ozarks Multi-Jurisdictional Enforcement Team —a large amount of meth, marijuana and a set of digital scales were located in a casket in the basement of Whelchel Funeral Chapel in downtown Branson.
COMET. Someone stayed up all night to come up with that one.
We're going to clean up this town !
A meth pipe was found in the garage where hearses were parked, and it was determined that embalming fluid had been used to enhance the effect of the other drugs.Dude ! They found your stash there twice and you still kept your junk there ? Dude.
"Illegal contraband was in disarray throughout the living quarters of the business as well as the business itself," the release said.
The raid was part of an ongoing investigation of an individual living at the funeral home, a task force statement said.
Over the past eight months, COMET has searched the property three times. Two previous raids also netted narcotics in the apartment.
Brice Miller
Five people have been arrested as a result of the investigation, but as of Wednesday afternoon, only Brice Miller, 24, has been charged, Taney County Prosecutor Jeff Merrell said.
The funeral home, as well as another Whelchel Funeral Home in Forsyth, are owned by funeral director Brad Miller, who inherited the business when his father, Ed Miller, died in 2001.
Authorities did not specify the relationship between Brad Miller and Brice Miller.
Brad Miller could not be reached for comment.
An employee at the funeral home who declined to be named said the funeral home was open for business as usual Wednesday.
So does this mean I can get my fix there... as usual ?
Brice Miller is charged with three counts of possession of a controlled substance and was being held in the Taney County Jail in lieu of $75,000 bond on Wednesday. Punishment on each count could be up to seven years in prison or a $5,000 fine, Merrell said.
The probable cause statement issued by the task force said a glass pipe with meth residue was found in Brice Miller's shirt pocket, another pipe was found under a recliner in the living room, and a baggie containing meth was found in an upstairs guest bedroom.
A bag of meth also was found in the pocket of a pair of blue jeans in the master bedroom. In the parlor area of the basement, where pre-funeral services are conducted, a folded piece of paper that contained cocaine was found under a recliner, the statement said.
Other items found during the search included a marijuana grinder, marijuana in a screw-cap container on a key chain and a baggie with meth residue on a kitchen cabinet.
Dude. Seriously. Moderation.
The use of embalming fluid to heighten drug stimulation is not uncommon, said Branson Police Chief Caroll McCullough.
Branson police assisted the task force team in making entry into the building Tuesday, McCullough said. One Branson officer is assigned to the task force that represents eight counties.
"Embalming fluid can be added to different drugs to increase the weight," McCullough said.
"They dip marijuana cigarettes in it, and it enhances the high ... putting chemicals which are harmful into your body."
Embalming fluid. Never tried that. Now I'm dying to try it.
Principal Naked, Watching Gay Porn When Arrested For Selling Meth
When police went into Nitschmann Middle School Tuesday to arrest Principal John Acerra for allegedly selling crystal methamphetamine, sources said they found him naked while sitting at his desk watching gay pornography.
A 28-year educator with the Bethlehem Area School District and principal since 2000, Acerra is in Lehigh County Prison under $200,000 bail.
Acerra, of 832 Chestnut St., Allentown, is charged with possession with intent to deliver, manufacture or create methamphetamine, delivery of a controlled or counterfeit substance and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Police said Acerra was found with a burned glass pipe and $200 in cash on his desk minutes after a confidential informant wearing a wire attempted to buy meth from Acerra on Tuesday night.
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Got Some Time To Kill ?
Bad Example has some great time wasting links !
But only if you're at work.
Found at Bad Example.
Now go waste some time.
But only if you're at work.
Found at Bad Example.
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