Obama Declares The Calendar Will Start Over

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Presidential candidate Senator Barack Hussein Obama (D - Illinois) declared today that, "If elected, the event will be of such historic magnitude that the calendar should be changed in recognition of this momentous occasion. Instead of using the traditional and outdated B.C. and A.D. the new calendar will have B.O. and A.O. The significance of this change is self evident as in the time of B.O. everything stank and in the period of A.O. everyone will be required to say A.O. in an Ed McMahon manner which makes people smile without actually making anything better."

(Shrug)
I guess if Hugo Chavez can create his own time zone, why not let Barack Hussein Obama create his own calendar ?

The Ideological Rhymes Of Hugo Chavez

More like the The Idiot-Logical Rhymes Of Hugo Chavez

A great post from Dr. Santy.

Is anyone surprised at this news?One of the dissonant rhymes of history is at this moment taking place in Venezuela. If you listen closely, you will be able to hear the repugnant sounds of a familiar oppression in Hugo Chavez' "socialist paradise."

He is clamping down on the press; he is nationalizing all the industry; he is threatening jail to anyone who opposes him. Things are beginning to fall apart, so the solution for thugs like Chavez is to just get more control. As once was pointed out to Darth Vader in a similar context, I believe, "The more you tighten your grip, the more people will slip through your fingers."

Like the 20th century's experiment with socialism/communism, the 21st's will only lead to even more poverty and misery. The smart ones escape while they still can (soon it will be forbidden, I'm sure).

Read the whole thing here.

Chavez: U.S. Plans To Invade Venezuela

"We are coming up with the counter-Balboa plan. That is to say if the government of the United States attempts to commit the foolhardy enterprise of attacking us, it would be embarked on a 100-year war. We are prepared."

Isn't that pretty much the same thing that the Taliban and Saddam Hussein said ?

ABC News Transcript: Hugo Chavez Interview