Zombie Love Song

I want to steal your heart, and eat your brains.

"Ain't Noah Bawdy perfect."

Are You Ready ?

Via The Drawn Cutlass:

Oh crud...all I've got is a coffee cup. I'm doomed!

Well I have...

I have some Aspercreme, that really stings the eyes...

No ?

Uh... Toothpicks ! They can... uh... Under the fingernails they will...

Huh.

Ah ! I have Raid Flea Killer !
That and the lighter on my left will make a handy flamethrower !

Minneapolis Will Pay $165,000 To Zombies

The Minneapolis city attorney's office has decided to pay seven zombies and their attorney $165,000.

The payout, approved by the City Council on Friday, settles a federal lawsuit the seven filed after they were arrested and jailed for two days for dressing up like zombies in downtown Minneapolis on July 22, 2006, to protest "mindless" consumerism.

When arrested at the intersection of Hennepin Avenue and 6th Street N., most of them had thick white powder and fake blood on their faces and dark makeup around their eyes. They were walking in a stiff, lurching fashion and carrying four bags of sound equipment to amplify music from an iPod when they were arrested by police who said they were carrying equipment that simulated "weapons of mass destruction."

However, they were never charged with any crime.

Lois The Corpse Flower

After weeks of playing hard to get, Lois, the corpse flower, has finally started blooming for an entire city of suitors eager to see her true colors — and not-so-sweet scent.
The 5-foot-tall Lois has courted thousands of visitors this month at the Houston Museum of Natural Science, romancing the public with her mysterious story as a special flower with a knockout smell of rotting flesh.

A flower with the scent smell of rotting flesh.

The perfect gift for your zombie girlfriend.