Not bad for a haʊli Hawaiian term for individuals who are not Native Hawaiian, and is applied to people primarily of European ancestry.

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Not bad for a Haole (/ˈhaʊliː/; Hawaiian [ˈhɔule])[1] is a Hawaiian term for individuals who are not Native Hawaiian, and is applied to people primarily of European ancestry.

Hoosiers Rock

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And the Most Sexually Satisfied City In America Is...
Not New York. Not L.A. Not Miami. In fact, it’s a city that has never even had its own season of The Real World.

It’s Indianapolis.

Yeah, I know.

According to the latest issue of Men’s Health magazine, Indianapolis is the most sexually satisfied city in the U.S. The ranking is a combination of stats including condom sales, Toys In Babeland sales, and birth rates. The top ten cities, in order, are:

Indianapolis, Indiana
Columbus, Ohio
Fort Wayne, Indiana
Cincinnati, Ohio
Salt Lake City, Utah
San Antonio, Texas
Denver, Colorado
Boise City, Idaho
Chicago, Illinois
So… people in the Midwest are getting the best action? I’m not sure my wholly unscientific polling would agree with this data, but cute boys in Indiana and Ohio should feel free to call us and try to convince us otherwise.

Almost makes me want to move back.
Until I remember this:

(HONOLULU OBSERV 702.2 Weather station, 8.99 miles from Mililani Town)

Month	Jan	Feb	Mar	Apr	May	Jun	Jul	Aug	Sep	Oct	Nov	Dec	Annual
Max °F	80.4	80.6	81.6	83.0	84.5	86.6	87.8	88.6	88.5	86.9	84.3	81.7	84.5
Mean°F	71.6	71.5	73.0	74.7	76.1	78.4	79.5	79.9	79.3	78.1	76.0	73.3	76.0
Min °F	62.7	62.4	64.4	66.3	67.6	70.1	71.2	71.2	70.1	69.3	67.6	64.8	67.3

You Can Beat Them But It Does No Good

Elkhart In - Mother Accused of Beating 9-Year-Old's Head into Brick Wall in Front of Teacher.

A 9-year-old boy was in protective custody after his mother slapped him and hit his head against a brick wall in front of a teacher, then dragged him in front of the class and invited his classmates to make fun of him, police said.

The incident started Tuesday when the boy's mother was called to Hawthorne Elementary for a disciplinary problem, Elkhart police Cpl. Frank Owens said. The teacher and the boy were outside the classroom waiting for her.

The mother told the teacher she beats the boy but it does no good, Owens said. When she asked the teacher if she could go to jail for beating the boy, the teacher answered yes.

According to police, the mother replied: "I don't care who sees it."

Police say she then slapped the boy and pounded his head repeatedly into a brick wall.

The teacher tried to intervene by allowing the boy to return to the classroom, but the mother dragged her son into the room. In front of his classmates, she pulled on his lip and invited the students to make fun of his teeth, police said.

She jerked his arm and tried to embarrass the boy, Owens said. The teacher ordered the woman to leave.

When police arrived, the boy's face was bruised and his lip was bleeding and his mother already had left. The boy was placed in a foster home. No charges have been filed, and police are still investigating, Detective Lt. Peggy Snider said Thursday.

Police Say Mother Beat Child at School