The Ozarks Suck

How many ice storms is this now ?
I've lost count.
Stupid Global Warming.
I guess it didn't get the memo that Global Warming is supposed to WARM.
Anyways...
If it's not freaking ice storms it's tornadoes.
The wind. It never stops blowing.
It's a novelty when we get a breeze here.
Enough with the freaking wind already !
I can't wait to get the F out of here.
Why anyone would want to live here escapes me.
I can't wait to leave, but I have to wait, the money's not there yet.
Damn I hate this place.
I thought Indy sucked.
Days like this just strengthens my resolve.
Hawaii.
Another 203 days.
I'm so close to it, yet so far from it.
The Ozarks Suck.
At least this isn't Tulsa or Peoria or Wheeling West Virginia... it's got that going for it at least...