Dhimmitude In France

Sixteen nights in a row these followers of the "Religion of Peace" have been terrorizing France.

I found this quote telling:

President Jacques Chirac demanded that investigators quickly find out who was behind the attack

Kind of a "duh" there Jacques.

If the Muslims ever try that crap here, we should respond with extreme Prejudice.

They May Be French, But They're Still Cute

White babies: Baron(L) and Emperor, two three-week-old white lion cubs from the same father but two different mothers rest at Prein's circus near Agen, south western France. (AFP/Jean-Louis Borderie)

"White babies" ? Is that some kind of racial slur ?

French Teenagers Mug Santa Claus

A group of French teenagers have mugged Father Christmas, attempting to steal his sack of presents.

The man dressed as Santa Claus was handing out sweets in the southern town of Ales when things turned nasty.

One of the teenagers demanded extra sweets and, when the red-cloaked Santa refused, he and his friends started kicking and pummelling the man.

The teenager and his friends, all about 15 years of age, were eventually scared off by passers-by.

Father Christmas suffered multiple bruises and has lodged a criminal complaint, the AFP news agency reported.

Like we really needed another reason to hate the French.

Finally, The French Find A Cause Worth Fighting For

Giant Monkey Overlords™ Counterattack The Giant Eyeball Overlords™. France Reeling From Battle

In a surprise counter offensive against The Giant Eyeball Overlords™, The Giant Monkey Overlords™ renewed their bid to become the undisputed masters of all mankind. French onlookers could only watch in horror as their country became the center of the fiercest battle seen to date in The Giant Overlord War®. "We protest in the sharpest tone possible." said frog President Chirac, leader of the nation voted Most Hated Nation in a recent poll. "We had surrendered and declared Paris an open city !" he wept. "If this continues we will have no choice but to protest some more ! Perhaps with an even stonger tone of displeasure !". In deed, not since the successful foiling of a terrorist bombing plot by Team America World Police has Paris known such destruction. When asked to comment about the recent events, President Bush said "Gee, that's too bad."