An American Airlines flight made an unscheduled landing after pilots heard something skittering about in the wire-laden space over the cockpit. The airline blamed the emergency landing of the Tokyo-Dallas flight with 202 passengers on a stowaway Muslim squirrel.
"You do not want a Muslim up in the wiring areas and what-have-you on an airplane. You don't want anything up there, especialy a damned Muslim squirrel !" said John Hotard, spokesman for the Fort Worth, Texas-based airline.
He said pilots feared the Muslim would chew through wiring or cause other problems.
"So, as a precaution, we diverted," Hotard said.
"He was merely conducting prayers !" exclaimed Sheikh Khalid Squirrel.
State and federal agriculture and wildlife officials boarded the plane, set traps and captured the middle-eastern gray squirrel. Fearing it may have been carrying rabies or a bomb, authorities had the Muslim killed.
He is now considered a martyr.
"We, by the grace of Allah, are seeking to exact revenge on behalf of Islam and Muslims from you ! Allah Akbar !" exclaimed Sheikh Khalid Squirrel.
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