Obama Is The Taxman

Hat Tip: CDR M

Happy Caturday !

My mouse is missing.


Serious.


So Cute.

It's BACON !

Hat Tip: Geeks are Sexy

Our Creek

We've gotten a lot of rain on Oahu today.

Our creek is flash-flooding.

It is quite loud.

It should make for some good sleeping tonight.

Darned Cat

My cat, Stanley H. Tweedle, scratched the heck out my nose while I slept last night. I don't even remember him doing it. I guess I'm a deep sleeper. So I woke up this morning with my pillows covered in blood. What died here last night ? It wasn't until I got to the mirror that I saw my nose. Funny, it never hurt. Sure looked a site though. I'd keep him out of my bed, but then he'd be outside the door all night meowing. What's A dude to do ? Only one person at work commented on it. Is it taboo to comment on someone's obvious injury or something ? Not the first time I've ran into that.

Chair Workouts

O.
M.
G.

People BUY this crap ?

I'm going to come out with my own where people lay on the couch drinking a beer while "working out".

Hat Tip: The Daily What

The Freaking Wedding

I don't get why Americans fawn over Royal Weddings.
Didn't we win a revolutionary war to sever ourselves from that nonsense ?
I find the whole idea of a Royal Family insulting.
They're better than me why ?
Oh, because they were born into one family and I was born (actually adopted) into another.
Screw the Royals.
The French did at least one good thing.
They chopped off the heads of their Royalty.
Which was a better fate than Royals routinely sentenced their "subjects" too.

Cheetah Chick

Yeah, she'll end up cat food any day now...

Hat Tip: The Daily What

There. All Better.

Infinity

Hat Tip: Mendel's Soup.

Sebastian's Voodoo

Now go do that voodoo that you do... so well !

Hat Tip: The Daily What.

Sometimes I Hate Good Dreams

Just a dream of a simple walk arm in arm with someone I love can ruin my entire day.
Knowing I don't have someone to walk with and walking for me is physically painful these days. On top of that, the person I was walking with in the dream is lost to me forever. Sometimes good dreams suck.

Happy Easter !

The Easter Bunny Hates You Too

Hat Tip: Spockgirl Musings

Ronald Jenkees - Guitar Sound

1985

Talented Kid

Hat Tip: Mary

Orphan Tears

Cat And Orangutan, BFF

Yeahhhhh... I'm gonna need you to come in on Caturday.

Stick Man

Hat Tip: Nothing To Do With Arbroath

It's from the show "Le plus grand cabaret du monde" aired on the France2 channel, produced by MagicTV/Patrick Sébastien.

The artist is Medir.

http://www.patricksebastien.fr/2011/04/15/medir-batons-en-equilibre-le-plus-grand-cabaret-du-monde/

Thanks to Laurent for giving us some knowledge.

Happy Earth Day !

Celebrate by punching a hippie !



The late great George.

Hat Tip: Moonbattery.

Funny how the first "Earth Day" was celebrated on Lenin's 100th Birthday...

From Jammie Wearing Fool:Earth Day Founder Celebrates His Creation From Prison.

Explosives Are Prohibited

I drive through tunnels almost every day.
They all have signs saying explosives are prohibited.
Gasoline is an explosive.

Being President Is Hard

Obama can't take even softball questions.

“Texas has always been a pretty Republican state, for you know, historic reasons”

I guess our knowledgeable President never heard of Lyndon Baines Johnson.

"We lost by a few percentage points"

He lost by 11.8%

"I never write off any States."

None of the 57 States ?

Hat Tip: Nice Deb.

Also read Victor Davis Hanson.

Obama To Root Out Any Cases Of Fraud Or Manipulation In Oil Markets

President Barack Obama announced Thursday that the Justice Department is assembling a team to "root out any cases of fraud or manipulation" in oil markets that might be contributing to $4 a gallon-plus gasoline prices.

"We are going to make sure that no one is taking advantage of the American people for their own short-term gain," Obama said at a town-hall style meeting at a renewable energy plant in Reno.

As JWF said, "All he needs to do is this:"



Looking for fraud.

Jammie Wearing Fool beat me to this, and his post is spot on.

Wonkette

To think I used to have that site in my blog list.
Disgusting.
Kudos to Papa Johns, Vanguard and Huggies for dropping their adds from Wonkette after the horrid Trig Palin Incest post.
I won't link to the post, you can find it if you Google it and want to be disgusted.

The Creator of Arnold Schwarzenegger

If I'm not me, then who the hell am I ?

Hat Tip: Bits and Pieces

Rest In Peace Elisabeth Sladen

Long time fans of Doctor Who were sad to learn of the passing of Elisabeth Sladen today.
Known for playing the longest and most loved companion to the Doctor, Sarah Jane Smith.

Advertising

Hat Tip: Bits and Pieces.

Throwing Fire

Imagine what would happen if he met up with this guy !

Canal+ - the closet

The Golden Age Of Video

3D Projection Mapping

Yeah, it's old but I saw it for the first time tonight.

Crossed Wires

Happy Caturday !

Hat Tip: The Daily What

Walk The Dinosaur

Hat Tip: The Daily What

The WilliamsWarn Personal Brewery

The WilliamsWarn Personal Brewery from WilliamsWarn on Vimeo.

WANT.

Hat Tip: Geeks are Sexy.

Great Start To The Day

As I was getting ready to head for work this morning I kept having the feeling I was forgetting something. I got all the way to work, turned off the engine and realized that I'd left my laptop at home. Nothing like a double commute to start the day.

My Blog List

Oh Noes !
Somehow I accidentally deleted my Blog List !
I'll start to rebuild it later, right now I really need some sleep.

:-(

Club Villain

Rumer

With a voice like that, you're forgiven !

Hat Tip: iOwnTheWorld.

If Burt Bacharach says you're good, it's time to start believing in yourself

"All those beautiful melodies designed to cheer up America and make them fall into this beautiful dreamy sleep," she sighs. "That's what I want to do: I want to weave a spell where we can all fall into a beautiful, musical dream."

She does that, in spades.

Amazing Story.

‘Rick Roll’ The State Legislature

You can read the back story here.

McCotter Brings Led Zeppelin to the House Floor

Hat Tip: Weasel Zippers.

EAT THE RICH!

The original Iowahawk Post.

Dedicated to Jim Robeson and Stan Denski.

To Democrats, Funding The Killing Of Black Babies Is Vital

Really. This is why they are shutting down the government and not paying our soldiers at a time of three wars. They insist on using tax dollars to support Planned Parenthood in Washington D.C., which is overwhelmingly African-American. Paying for the killing black babies is so important that they are shutting the government down over it. Conservatives are the racists?

Wisconsin Knocks Out Union Thugs

After months of death threats, demonstrations, intimidation, slander, libel and a host of other vial crap it ends well outside the margin of fraud. The Obama Administration, the Media, Union Thugs, Liberals and the MSM (BIRM) have their asses handed to them.

Ann Barnhardt Rocks

So Piss Christ was by Andre Serrano, not Robert Mapplethorpe.
Both of these sicko leftest pigs have been financed by the National Endowment of the "Arts"... AKA our tax money.


I love the bacon bookmarks.

Give them Hell Ann !

I was going to burn a Koran for every innocent person that gets killed by these savages, but Korans aren't cheap. I guess a lot of people are buying Korans for burning. So I'll just burn one a week and flush the ashes down the toilet.


I think I'll rip out the pages that endorse killing, raping, pedophilia, perversions, looting and maiming to use for toilet paper. That should leave me with a steady supply of toilet paper.



Now if you'll excuse me, I have a Koran that needs some burning.

Little Known Fact

Little known fact: BRB started off meaning Beer Run Babe or alternatively Beer Run Bud.

Bacōn

Hidden beneath 11 popular pure essential oils, an ever so slight hint of...bacon. bacon cologne by fargginay.

Hat Tip: The Daily Wh.at

Ride 'em Cowgirl !

When Regina Mayer’s parents dashed her hopes of getting a horse, the resourceful 15-year-old didn’t sit in her room and sulk. Instead, she turned to a cow called Luna to make her riding dreams come true.

Hat Tip: The Blaze.

The Path to Prosperity

Paul Ryan's done a heck of a job here.

Random Thought

How does the phone know when I'm in the bathroom ?

WestJet Introduces Money Saving Feature

What an innovation !

;-P

Hat Tip: Bits & Pieces.

An Excerpt From A Skype Conversation Tonight

Friend: I need you to tell me
Friend: do not reinvent wheel
Friend: use what you have
Noah Bawdy: Do not reinvent the whell !
Noah Bawdy: er.. I meant wheel...
Noah Bawdy: Go ahead and invent the whell... I'm pretty sure that hasn't been done yet.

Dinner

I was in the mood for bacon and eggs.
So I had breakfast for dinner.
That's right, I'm a rebel.
Ain't no one gonna tell ME what to eat when !
That's just how I roll.

Atlas Shrugged Part 1

Atlas Shrugged Part 1

Demand Atlas to your town!
Not near you yet?
DEMAND Atlas to your town.
Theaters being added regularly.

I voted for Mililani this morning.
The people of Hawaii really need to have some light bulbs turn on.

Hat Tip: Ben

I'm Not Drunk

I'm not drunk.
It's perfectly normal to try and light your cigar with your beer can.

Introducing the Moog Polyphonic Theremin

ISO
Directional
Inductive
Oscillator
Technology

Simply AMAZING !

;-p


Hat Tip: Bits & Pieces

Wow

Map Loco changed the default map so that it now shows all visitors.

Wow.

Look how many places readers of my Blog have been from over the years.

Amazing.

I want to thank all of you for visiting my humble little slice of Cyberspace.

So...

What's up with Greenland and Antarctica ?

Snobs.

Stetson Hat To Be New Army Standard Headgear

Stetson Hat.

Army officials announced today that the Army will pay tribute to it's frontier roots by adopting the dark blue stetson and the official headgear for the current force of 1.1 million Soldiers. Soldiers will wear the stetson with non-subdued rank and branch insignia on the front. The Army star will only worn by Soldiers who have yet to graduate Advanced Individual Training, or the Officer Basic Course.

I think it's a great idea !
Those black berets looked totally gay.

;-P

Hat Tip: XBradTC

IKEA HUNDSTOL Dog Highchair

I so want them to come out with a Cat Highchair !

;-P

Hat Tip: Bits & Pieces.

Introducing Google Translate For Animals

Truly amazing ! I can finally find out what my cat's been going on about for all these years !

;-P

Hat Tip: Bit & Pieces.

Toshiba Spectacle: World's First and Only 3D Monocle

Now that's innovation !
;-P

Hat Tip: Geeks are Sexy.

The Pirate Bay Wins eBay Site Auction

Congratulations Pirates !.

In a bid on Auction site eBay, for the site of eBay.com itself, Pirate Bay (TPB) has come out as the official winner.

We saw that eBay was up for sale on their own site and since we have a long going law suit against them for abuse of our trademark name "pirat(ebay)", we wanted to be pragmatic and just use our immense profits to buy them. This will hopefully make us spend less time with the lawsuit.

TPB will use the tools from eBay to make a better rating system for torrents. Then TPB will divide eBay up into smaller companies and sell to the highest bidders. We see no use for an auction site since most stuff is available for free.

eBay.com will in the future be redirected to thepiratebay.org, and hopefully this will put TPB into the top 5 internet sites today.

;-p

Hat Tip: Geeks are Sexy.

Gmail Motion

Gmail Motion is a true breakthrough !
;-P

Ryanair To Offer Child-Free Flights

An idea who's time has come.

The Irish airline has created a stir by declaring that it will introduce "child-free flights" by October this year via a press release on their website today.

“When it comes to children we all love our own but would clearly prefer to avoid other people’s little monsters when travelling,” Ryanair spokesman Stephen McNamara said.

“While half our passengers would like us to divide our cabins up into ‘adult’ and ‘family’ areas it is not operationally possible due to our free seating policy, with optional priority boarding.

“However, with clear demand for ‘child free’ flights Ryanair will introduce child free flights on high frequency routes from the start of our winter schedule in October.”

It's about time !
;-p

Hat Tip: Nothing To Do With Arbroath

Silver Surfing

Silver Surfing.

HERE’S a novel twist on traditional mobility aids for the elderly – a skateboard-style Zimmer frame with wheels.
Made from a modified Zimmer, a skateboard deck and polyurethane wheels, the newly unveiled Micro Zimmer looks like something from the latest extreme sport craze.
But it is actually designed for pensioners who want to opt for something a little more speedy than the traditional four-footed frame which is normally more associated with hospitals than pavement-surfing.
British company Micro Scooters, which manufactures the new £100 vehicle, claims it was developed in response to “huge demand” from grandmas and granddads who wanted to take their grandchildren to school, but found they were struggling to keep pace.

Hat Tip: Nothing To Do With Arbroath

President Barack Obama's First Ad of 2012

"With Obama in the White House, every day is like the first day of April." - Hiraghm