Hair Cut

So I go into this place for a hair cut.
She snips a few from the left of my head and she gets a call on her cell.
She walks off and goes to the back room and leaves me there for over fifteen minutes ! What was I supposed to do ? Walk out with only the hair above my left ear cut ? Tell her I was pissed when she came back and had scissors in her hand ? She came back after leaving me there all that time and didn't even apologize ! F'ing rude bitch ! WTF !

I'm sure she wonders why she didn't get a tip.

Inspirations. She's inspired me to go elsewhere. The sad thing is this rude bitch will probably never understand why.

Screw That Lemonade Stand...

Tesco has been forced to remove a pole-dancing kit from the toys and games section of its website after it was accused of "destroying children's innocence".
The Tesco Direct site advertises the kit with the words, "Unleash the sex kitten inside... simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go!
"Soon you'll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars".
The £49.97 kit comprises a chrome pole extendible to 8ft 6ins, a 'sexy dance garter' and a DVD demonstrating suggestive dance moves.
"This will be sold to four, five and six-year olds. This is a most dangerous toy that will contribute towards destroying children's innocence."

Oh please ! We had structural support poles in our basement when I was a kid and I used to swing around them. I turned out... come to think of it... huh.

Hat Tip: IMAO

Man Didn't Want A Woman With Good Taste

He wanted a woman that tastes good.

A suicide note in the pocket of a man who jumped off the Omni Royal Orleans Hotel late Tuesday led police to the grisly scene of his girlfriend's murder, where they found her charred head in a pot on the stove, her legs and feet baked in the oven and the rest of her dismembered body in trash bag in the refrigerator, according to police and the couple's landlord.
In the five-page note, Bowen claimed he strangled Hall in the bathtub, then dismembered her body before taking it in pieces to the kitchen, police said. An autopsy conducted today shows that Hall was in fact manually strangled, police said. It also appears that Hall's body was cut up after she died, police said.
Police found the victim's head burned beyond recognition in a pot on top of the stove, and her legs and feet in the same condition in pans inside the oven, police said.

Huh. I didn't find any recipes with those ingredients over at cajun-shop.com.

These two were featured in

The New York Times on September 9, 2005
and by Newhouse as well.

As he picked up limbs along the sidewalk, Bowen added, "It's actually been kind of nice. And I'm getting healthier, eating right and toning up."
The house has no phone, no electricity. (Hall points out that she "didn't have air conditioning to begin with.") The water has been turned back on, but the couple doesn't trust it. ("Hell no, I'm not touching that stuff," Hall said.) Bowen guessed they've got enough food for about three months.

Ok, I guess that was maybe in bad taste.

Arkansas Man Allegedly Fires Crossbow At Motorist

A Little Rock man was arrested after he allegedly shot at a motorist with a crossbow after police say the motorist made an obscene gesture at the man.

First the guy with the sword, now this.

Steve Gilgenbach, a baseball pitcher for the University of Arkansas at Little Rock, said he cut in front of Dierks while trying to get onto Interstate 630. Police say Gilgenbach made an obscene gesture but Gilgenbach says he doesn't remember doing that. Gilgenback says Dierks fired the crossbow at him and broke his car window.

Gilgenback called police and Dierks was arrested. Police say they found a crossbow with a scope in his vehicle, four crossbow bolts, a cooler containing unopened beers and one opened can. Dierks registered .12 on a blood-alcohol test. The legal threshold is .08.

Guess it could have been worse...

he could have fired this kind of crossbow...

while driving a Nissan Crossbow.

Maybe Dierks thought Gilgenback was a vampire ! Yeah, that's it ! That's the ticket !

Hat Tip: Geek Girl

Judge Lenient With Traitor

Lynne Stewart arrived at her sentencing packed for prison. With medication, books and a pair of sweat pants, she was prepared to begin a stay that should have stretched for 30 years. Instead moron U.S. District Judge John G. Koeltl let the traitor who was found guilty of conspiracy to provide material support to terrorist organizations, making false statements and defrauding the government; someone whose actions were an egregious, flagrant abuse of her profession, abuse that amounted to material support to a terrorist group off with only a 28-month sentence. This idiot judge said there was ample evidence she had smuggled messages between her client, Sheik Omar Abdel-Rahman, and senior members of an Egyptian-based terrorist organization - messages he said could have had "potentially lethal consequences." But the totally clueless judge noted no one was harmed as a result. How the hell would he know that ? This is why we need to keep both houses of congress, so that more jerks like Judge John G. Koeltl don't get on the bench. Koeltl was nominated by William J. Clinton on April 26, 1994.

Quote Of The Day

Republicans, who control the White House and Congress, Clinton charged "paint themselves as pure and the rest of us who don't agree with them as stained" in order to divide the country and stay in power.
"People know things are out of whack, that fundamentally the order of, the rhythm of public life and our common life as Americans has been severely disturbed," he said.

Uh huh. I'm sorry, did you say anything after "stained"? - Mary Katharine Ham

Heh, he said "Whack".

Sheehan Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize ?

Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Benito Mussolini, Yasser Arafat and Jimmy Carter were all nominated. Seems she has good company.

Oh, and who won last year ?

2005 : The prize was divided equally between:
International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) and its
Director General Mohamed ElBaradei, Egypt, 1942 -
For their efforts to prevent nuclear energy from being used for military purposes and to ensure that nuclear energy for peaceful purposes is used in the safest possible way.

Yeah, good job there. Thanks for coming in today.

Communism = Everyone Equally Miserable

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Except for the glorious leaders obviously.
You should also note that Communist China isn't lit up much either.

The regime in the north is so short of electricity that the whole country is switched off at 9 p.m. - apart from the capital of Pyongyang where dictator Kim Jong-il and his cohorts live in relative luxury. But even there, lighting is drastically reduced.

The result, as shown in this picture taken one night earlier this week, is a startling contrast between the blacked-out north and the south, which is ablaze with light, particularly around major cities and the capital, Seoul, in the north-west of the country.

How can they be short of power ? The infallible Presidents Clinton and Carter gave them Nuclear Reactors !?!

Mr Rumsfeld showed the picture to illustrate how backward the northern regime really is - and how oppressed its people are. Without electricity there can be none of the appliances that make life easy and that we take for granted, he said.

"Except for my wife and family, that is my favorite photo," said Mr Rumsfeld.

"It says it all. There's the south, the same people as the north, the same resources north and south, and the big difference is in the south it's a free political system and a free economic system.

"The people in the north are starving, their growth is stunted. It's a shame, a tragedy."

An aide added: "This oppressive regime is too busy trying to make war to make life comfortable for its people."

Comfortable for its people ? The Communists have allowed hundreds of thousands to starve to death and many millions more have suffered from chronic malnutrition. Make no Mistake, Socialism is Communism watered down for ignorant masses. Demoncrats embrace Socialism without having the guts to call it Socialism. Vote for Demoncrats, eventually the USofA will be a dark as North Korea. Don't believe that ? Then why do they block every attempt to make us energy independent ? The environment ? You're a real sucker if you buy that.

The Time Of The Great Pumpkin

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For those that missed it last year, Happy Halloween !

How To Solve Illegal Immigration ? Destroy Mexico !

Again Frank blesses us with his sage wisdom.


"We're not worthy !"

First Treason Case In Over 50 Years

A California-born convert to Islam ("The 'Religion' Of Peace"), accused of making a series of al Qaeda propaganda videos, became on Wednesday the first American charged with treason since the World War Two era, U.S. Justice Department officials said.

Fugitive Adam Gadahn, 28, who is believed to be in Pakistan, was accused of treason, which carries a maximum punishment of death, and providing material support to al Qaeda, they said.

According to the charges, Gadahn appeared in five videos broadcast between October 2004 and September 11, 2006, giving al Qaeda "aid and comfort ... with the intent to betray the United States."

It's about time someone was charged with treason. Hell, half the Demoncratic Party should at least be charged with sedition if not outright treason. Ok, more than half.

The FBI added him on Wednesday to its list of the most wanted terrorists and a U.S. State Department program offered up to a $1 million reward for information leading to his arrest.

I'm not greedy, I'll turn the SOB in for half that. ;-)

Don't Believe In Global Warming ? You're A Nazi !

Roberts wrote in the online publication on September 19, 2006, "When we've finally gotten serious about global warming, when the impacts are really hitting us and we're in a full worldwide scramble to minimize the damage, we should have war crimes trials for these bastards -- some sort of climate Nuremberg.”

Gore and Moyers have not yet commented on Grist's advocacy of prosecuting skeptics of global warming with a Nuremberg-style war crimes trial. Gore has used the phrase "global warming deniers" to describe scientists and others who don't share his view of the Earth's climate. It remains to be seen what Gore and Moyers will have to say about proposals to make skepticism a crime comparable to Holocaust atrocities.

The article Global Warming: The Chilling Effect On Free Speech last week in Spiked Online addresses this new found penchant by environmentalists and some media members to charge skeptics of human caused catastrophic global warming with “crimes against humanity” and urge Nuremberg-style prosecution of them.

Like all liberals, when you start questioning their views or hitting them with facts, they call you a Nazi. "You're a Nazi ! Guess I win that argument !" Typical.

You know what that means !




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We didn't listen !

Roberts wrote in the online publication on September 19, 2006, "When we've finally gotten serious about global warming, when the impacts are really hitting us and we're in a full worldwide scramble to minimize the damage, we should have war crimes trials for these bastards -- some sort of climate Nuremberg.”

Gore and Moyers have not yet commented on Grist's advocacy of prosecuting skeptics of global warming with a Nuremberg-style war crimes trial. Gore has used the phrase "global warming deniers" to describe scientists and others who don't share his view of the Earth's climate. It remains to be seen what Gore and Moyers will have to say about proposals to make skepticism a crime comparable to Holocaust atrocities.

The article Global Warming: The Chilling Effect On Free Speech last week in Spiked Online addresses this new found penchant by environmentalists and some media members to charge skeptics of human caused catastrophic global warming with “crimes against humanity” and urge Nuremberg-style prosecution of them.

Like all liberals, when you start questioning their views or hitting them with facts, they call you a Nazi. "You're a Nazi ! Guess I win that argument !" Typical.

You know what that means !




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We didn't listen !

The Zucker Add

This was to funny and dead on not to post. Being on YouTube it will probably be banned as being offensive because it doesn't show Muslims beheading infidels. Oh well.

Homeland Security Briefing

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Hat Tip: James