When Engineers Own A Dog

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The Millionaire

I asked a guy how he became a millionaire.

The old millionaire fingered his Rolex watch and said, "Well, son, it was 1932: the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold it for ten cents.

"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them later for 20 cents. I continued this system for several years and soon I had a thriving apple business."

"And that's how you got rich?" I asked. "In your own apple business?"

"Oh, heavens, no!" the old man replied. "I lost my shirt in the apple business, but a few years later my wife's father died and left us ten million dollars..."

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How To Turn A Speeding Ticket Into Jail Time

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Another Depression ?

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Get Used To It

Stocks tumble, lose 10 percent in 2-day rout

Wall Street plunged for a second day, triggered by computer gear maker Cisco Systems warning of slumping demand and retailers reporting weak sales for October. Concerns about widespread economic weakness sent the major stock indexes down more than 4 percent Thursday, including the Dow Jones industrial average, which tumbled more than 440 points.

Major indexes have lost about 10 percent since Barack Obama was elected president -- a vote preceded by a steep rally -- and the losses represent the Dow's worst two-day percentage decline since the October 1987 crash.

Paper losses during that time in U.S. stocks came to $1.2 trillion, according to the Dow Jones Wilshire 5000 Composite Index, which represents nearly all stocks traded in America.

Just wait until he takes office and has a chance to put his insane economic policies into action. How long to you think it will be before we see the return of the Misery Index ?

What America Needs

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I'm Back

I finally received all of my equipment here in Hawaii and am starting the process of updating the Blog for my new address. It should take a couple weeks but not like I have anything else to do.