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Friday, November 25, 2005

Who Killed Christmas ?



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8 MB Windows Media Viewer version for Broadband connections.

1 MB Windows Media Viewer version for Dial-Up connections.

"It was the Christmas that made everyone cry (except maybe the Jews)."


From Robot Chicken.


People Wonder Why I Hate Christmas Shopping





Why do people put themselves through this every year ?
Are they masochists ?
Can't they think of another day to shop ?
People's stupidity never cease to amaze me.

Former Canadian MOD Warns Of Pending Intergalactic War




Check out the headline:
Former Canadian Minister Of Defence Asks Canadian Parliament Asked To Hold Hearings On Relations With Alien "ET" Civilizations
Obviously English is a second language to whoever wrote it.

On September 25, 2005, in a startling speech at the University of Toronto that caught the attention of mainstream newspapers and magazines, Paul Hellyer, Canada's Defence Minister from 1963-67 under Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Prime Minister Lester Pearson, publicly stated: "UFOs, are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head."
Mr. Hellyer went on to say, "I'm so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war, that I just think I had to say something."
Hellyer warned, "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."

The Bush administration won't do anything about illegal aliens crossing our borders but he's about to start a war with aliens ? Riiiiiiiiiiight.

Besides, everyone knows we've had moonbases since 1980 under the command of SHADO (Supreme Headquarters Alien Defence Organisation) !


They have the SID in orbit (Space Intruder Detector) so we can detect when those aliens are, well, intruding !


They have plenty of Interceptors on hand to take out those pesky aliens !

Sure they only have one missle each, but they're really good shots !

If they get by the Interceptors, Sky One will get them !


Sky One is of course launched from sea by the Skydiver making it hard to detect !


And if they manage to get by them, the ever ready SHADO Mobile units are waiting for them on the ground !


Here's a documentary on how
SHADO keeps us safe from the alien menace.
(2.4 MB Quicktime)


No need to worry if they get by SHADO, the MIB have it well in hand.



Note: The English and Canadians spell it Defence, not defense or D-Fence.

Brave Muslims Declare Jihad Against Infidel Cheetah Cubs




U.S. troops found two cheetah cubs one of them blinded being forced to fight each other for the amusement of jeering children in this dusty, forgotten village.
The soldiers of the U.S. counterterrorism task force for the Horn of Africa were in the region carrying out humanitarian work when they came across the three-month-old cheetahs "performing" at a restaurant run by Mohamed Hudle. The Djibouti-based task force provides intelligence-gathering help to countries in the region, tries to bolster cooperation and border protection, and mounts humanitarian projects aimed at improving the U.S. military's image among Muslims.

I say we blind Mohamed and force him to "perform".
The troops provided medical treatment to the blinded cub, fed them both and tried to persuade Mohamed to hand them over to wildlife officials. They contacted U.S.-based cheetah experts as well as Ethiopian authorities.
"I don't see why I should hand them over," Mohamed said. "When I was younger I looked after goats and camels, so I know what animals need."
Mohamed said he would only give up the cheetahs if he was paid $1,000 for each cub 10 times the average income in this impoverished Horn of Africa nation with an estimated 77 million people.
His sons, 4-year-old Abraham and 2-year-old Nur, pulled the cubs' tails and dragged them around their sun-parched yard by ropes tied tightly to their necks. Other children followed, poking and teasing the frightened cats.

Yeah, sounds like this peaceful, loving Mohamed knows just what an animal needs.

Is there such a thing as a compassionate Muslim ?
No really, is there ?

Follow up 11/27/2005: U.S. GIs to Help Rescue Ethiopia Cheetahs


Two endangered cheetah cubs held captive and abused at a remote village restaurant are to be rescued by an Ethiopian veterinarian and U.S. soldiers, an environmental official said.


Befekadu Refera, an official of the national Environmental Protection Agency, said the veterinarian would take the cheetahs away from Gode on Saturday and hand them to U.S. troops for safekeeping until the animals are flown to the capital, Addis Ababa.


"The U.S. Army will not take the cheetahs without Ethiopian officials being present," Befekadu told The Associated Press. "The vet will give some medical treatment to the animals and then on Monday or Tuesday they will flown to Addis Ababa courtesy of the U.S Army."

Befekadu, of the EPA, said once the cubs are brought to the capital, they would be cared for on the large grounds of the National Palace, home to several Abyssinian lions rescued by former Emperor Haile Selassie.


Hat Tip: Angie at Ang's Weird Ideas.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Interview With Camille Allen: Artist Dolls and Sculptures




49media has an interview with Camille Allen.
Long time readers of this blog know I really enjoy her work.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

New Mouse




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Happy Thanksgiving !



Found at An Extraordinary Ordinary Life.

Stuffing


Hat Tip: Fred.

Clever Turkey


Hat Tip: Fred.

Monday, November 21, 2005

Mannequin Mating





A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.

Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.

Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.

"That's the only way I know how to put it."

Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US.

If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.

Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.

"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."


You can't blame the guy really, look at her with those come-hither eyes.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

So Who Were The Cowards That Voted To Cut & Run ?

Three cowards at least had the courage to vote what they believe. Those three were:

Jose Serrano ( - NY)
Robert Wexler ( - FL)
Cynthia McKinney ( - Ga)

Six voted present, they didn’t even have the courage to give the troops an up or down vote!

Jim McDermott ( - WA)
Jerrold Nadler ( - NY)
Maurice Hinchey ( - NY)
Major Owens ( - NY)
Michael Capuano ( - MA)
William Lacy Clay ( - MO)

See a trend here?
Hat Tip: Badger Blogger

The E-mail Weapon: Troops Tackle Bad Media

After my return from Iraq I received phone calls and emails from military friends as they either came back to the US on leave or finished their tours and re-deployed “Stateside.” The typical phone call went like this: “I’m back. It’s great to be home. What’s up? How are you doing?” Then, the conversation quickly moved on to: “What’s with the press and Iraq?” The press usually meant television. On tv Iraq looked like it was going to Hell in a handbasket of flame and brutality; however, the images of carnage didn’t square with the troops’ experience.

Remember this quote: First, there is definitely a terrorism problem. Not an insurgency, not a guerilla war, not a resistance. That is the ground truth in Iraq.


I am sick of the media constantly telling us that this is another Vietnam and that we are in a quagmire. They are lying to us. They want the terrorists to win. Austin Bay Blog gives us a way to fight the disinformation they shove down our throats every day.

Found over at Austin Bay Blog.

Poor Little Lamp




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Found over at Duncan's TV Ad Land.

al-Zarqawi Toast ?




The Elaph Arab media website reported on Sunday that Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the head of the al-Qaida in Iraq terror group, may have been killed in Iraq on Sunday afternoon when eight terrorists blew themselves up in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul.
The unconfirmed report claimed that the explosions occurred while coalition forces surrounded the house in which al-Zarqawi was hiding. American and Iraqi forces are looking into the report.


Al-Zarqawi Rumored Killed

There are rumors circulating in the Middle East concerning the possible death of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. The rumors originated with Arab television, were picked up by the Jerusalem Post and now are alive in several venues.

What is known is that the United States attacked a location in Mosul in which eight individuals were reported killed and burned beyond recognition. It would appear that the attack was triggered by some intelligence and that the intelligence held open the possibility that the command cell of al Qaeda in Iraq was there. The attack either blew up the site or the team committed suicide.

It is interesting that the attack came on the heels of Jordan's intense attack on jihadists within its borders and on anyone linked to al-Zarqawi. This followed the bombings of three hotels in Amman. Today, for example, al-Zarqawi's own family in Jordan condemned him. Jordanian security has lashed out in all directions after that attack. It is speculative -- but not unreasonable -- to assume that the Jordanians, during their crackdown, secured intelligence on the location of al-Zarqawi's command cell.


Al-Zarqawi's Family Denounces Him And Voices Support For Jordanian King

Family members of al-Qaida in Iraq chief Abu Musab al-Zarqawi say it'll be "doomsday" before they have anything more to do with him.

The Jordanian-born terror leader claims responsibility for the deadly, November ninth hotel bombings in Jordan that killed 59 people.

His family renounced him today, telling Jordan's King Abdullah that they will "sever links with him until doomsday."

The statement said anyone who carried out such violence in the kingdom does not enjoy its protection.

It's a serious blow to al-Zarqawi, who will no longer enjoy the protection of his tribe.


I hope this is true. If it is, this is a great milestone in the war against Dhimmitude.


US hopes al-Zarqawi died in gunfight


US forces have sealed off a house in the northern city of Mosul where eight suspected al-Qaeda members died in a gunfight - some by their own hand to avoid capture.

A US official said that efforts were under way to determine if terror leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was among the dead.

Three insurgents detonated explosives and killed themselves to avoid capture, Iraqi officials said. Eleven Americans were wounded, according to the US military.


Like so many reports from the MSM, this one was peppered with statistics of how many Americans have been killed in Iraq, how many people died this weekend, we torture terrorists, blah blah blah. They can not even report on the good news without twisting it into bad news. Freedom bad, Dhimmitude good. They are practically rooting for the terrorists. It's amazing that these asshat reporters still feel that they're unbiased.

Ex-cellmate says al-Zarqawi was tortured

Good. I hope it was excruciating.

Offering possible partial clues as to why the Jordanian-born al-Qaida leader chose Amman for triple hotel bombings earlier this month, the former cellmate, Yousef Rababaa, said: "He hated the intelligence services intensely, and the authorities didn't know how to deal with his new ideology."


New ideology ? Mohammad practiced terrorism ! This is not a new ideology.

Rababaa, who spent three years in jail with al-Zarqawi until both were freed under a royal amnesty in 1999, recalled his cellmate's inflexible, radical Islamic ideology.


See what appeasement and tolerance gets you ? They have declared war ! Any gesture of goodwill is seen by them as weakness.

"He divided the world between Muslim and infidels," Rababaa said, adding that al-Zarqawi was quiet at the time and did not show a violent nature.


The Koran divides the world that way. It also instructs Muslims to not show the infidels (us) their true nature until ready to strike.

"I didn't see that side of him, although he had very strong opinions. I am very surprised at where he is today," said Rababaa, suggesting that maybe someone helps al-Zarqawi plan his terror operations.

"He had very little education, only medium intelligence. But he was very brave," Rababaa said.


Sending others to behead and blow up innocent people is brave ? He is/was a coward. Like most Muslims, he had very little education. Only the Koran instructed him. That's what makes them dangerous.

He did not specify how he knew al-Zarqawi had been tortured or offer any specific evidence to back the claim.


Well why should he ? The western press will be only to happy to report this alleged torture as fact ! We all know that the MSM wants the terrorist bastards to win. They prove it every day in their "unbiased reporting".

UPDATE 2-US investigating whether Zarqawi among Iraq dead

Again, true to form the LameStreamMedia fails to name this bastard as a terrorist. He's an "insurgent", a "guerrilla chief". Even though the article admits this:
When an Islamist Web site showed a video last year of a man severing the head of American hostage Nicholas Berg, the CIA said Zarqawi was probably the one wielding the knife.


Oh, and as far as al Qaeda is concerned, it's just an "organization".

Disgusting.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Meteorite Strikes Pickup Truck In The Desert !



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A group of recreationists videotaping their desert outing suddenly spot something unusual in the sky above. It's a meteor! The flaming ball smashes directly into the ground around a passing pickup truck, the blast sending the cameraman and his companions reeling. Amazing! Even more amazingly, the truck is apparently unscathed by the impact, promptly starting up again and driving off to the accompaniment of cheers from the onlookers.


Not.

This Is A Big Ad


Ethan




From Camille Allen.

Enraged Giant Wooden Gundam Overlord ® Attacks Journalist !


A Giant Wooden Gundam Overlord® crushed a reporter and photographer to death today after the reporter kept mispronouncing Gundam.

"How many times do I have to say Gundam not Goddamn damn it !?!"

Republicans Refuse To Honor Springsteen




An effort by New Jersey's two Democratic senators to honor the veteran rocker was shot down Friday by Republicans who are apparently still miffed a year after the Boss lent his voice to the campaign of Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry.

The chamber's GOP leaders refused to bring up for consideration a resolution, introduced by Sens. Frank Lautenberg and Jon Corzine, that honored Springsteen's long career and the 1975 release of his iconic album, "Born to Run."



Good.

India, Pakistan Open Kashmir Frontier

India and Pakistan opened their disputed border in Kashmir for the first time in 58 years Saturday, a temporary measure to allow divided families to check on each other after the region's devastating earthquake.

Lingering fear and suspicion repeatedly delayed the opening, a landmark event in relations between the nuclear-armed rivals. India and Pakistan have fought two of their three wars over Kashmir, a Himalayan territory split divided between the two but which both claim in its entirety.


It's a start.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Sorry Again For The Lack Of Posts

I've been trying to improve the layout of the site.
The changes are subtle, but I think they were worth the effort.
I think it looks a little cleaner now.
Your thoughts ?

Muppet Thanksgiving



Yummy !

Saturday, November 12, 2005

What Are Your Kids Learning ?




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President Bush's Veterans Day Speech




I found it to be a very good speech and serves to remind Americans what we are fighting and why.

At this hour, a new generation of Americans is defending our flag and our freedom in the first war of the 21st century. The war came to our shores on September the 11th, 2001. That morning, we saw the destruction that terrorists intend for our nation. We know that they want to strike again. And our nation has made a clear choice: We will confront this mortal danger to all humanity; we will not tire or rest until the war on terror is won.

In the four years since September the 11th, the evil that reached our shores has reappeared on other days, in other places -- in Mombasa and Casablanca and Riyadh and Jakarta and Istanbul and Madrid and Beslan and Taba and Netanya and Baghdad, and elsewhere. In the past few months, we have seen a new terror offensive with attacks on London and Sharm el-Sheikh, another deadly strike in Bali, and this week, a series of bombings in Amman, Jordan, that killed dozens of innocent Jordanians and their guests.

All these separate images of destruction and suffering that we see on the news can seem like random, isolated acts of madness -- innocent men and women and children who have died simply because they boarded the wrong train, or worked in the wrong building, or checked into the wrong hotel. Yet, while the killers choose their victims indiscriminately, their attacks serve a clear and focused ideology -- a set of beliefs and goals that are evil, but not insane.

Some call this evil Islamic radicalism; others, militant Jihadism; and still others, Islamo-fascism. Whatever it's called, this ideology is very different from the religion of Islam. This form of radicalism exploits Islam to serve a violent, political vision: the establishment, by terrorism, subversion and insurgency, of a totalitarian empire that denies all political and religious freedom. These extremists distort the idea of jihad into a call for terrorist murder against Christians and Hindus and Jews -- and against Muslims, themselves, who do not share their radical vision.

I have to disagree, this ideology is very much at the heart of the religion of Islam. Still, all in all it was a good speech.

Fitzgerald: Learn From Each Other

The lesson of the death threats against politicians in the Netherlands is this: Learn from each other. Every other Infidel country should be paying close attention to what is happening in the Netherlands. Every other Infidel country should be paying attention to what is happening in France. Every other Infidel country should be paying attention to what is happening in England. Jahjah in Belgium, the imam of Venissieux in France, the Australian imams who rant about Infidels and about Jihad, the Finsbury Mosque people – and also the oozing, "respectable" and even knighted Sir Iqbal Sacarnie, the Muslims threatening the leader of a political party in Norway, demanding the police stay away from Muslim "zones" in Denmark, or in Malmo, Sweden -- this is all of a piece.


Found over at Dhimmi Watch.

Dhimmitude In France

Sixteen nights in a row these followers of the "Religion of Peace" have been terrorizing France.

I found this quote telling:

President Jacques Chirac demanded that investigators quickly find out who was behind the attack

Kind of a "duh" there Jacques.

If the Muslims ever try that crap here, we should respond with extreme Prejudice.

Friday, November 11, 2005

Veterans Day



I want to take today as another opportunity to give all of our Veterans a heartfelt thank you.

Granny's Got A Gun




My new heroine !


Susan Gaylord Buxton of Arlington, Texas, shot an intruder who broke into her home using the .38-caliber handgun she keeps by her bedside. The intruder, Christopher Lessner, 22, suffered a leg wound and is now in jail.


Good thing she didn't live in San Francisco where only criminals can own guns.

You can hear the 911 call here.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Confused Robber




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How Can Millionaires Be So Stupid ?





A large-scale metal sculpture by American artist David Smith has become the most expensive work of contemporary art ever sold at auction, fetching 23.8 million dollars at Sotheby's in New York.


"This exceedingly rare work was the pinnacle of a four-decade career," said Tobias Meyer, Sotheby's worldwide head of contemporary art and the auctioneer for the evening.


This POS was the pinnacle of a four-decade career ?

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Man Sues Home Depot After He Was Stuck On Toilet Seat




Bob Dougherty


Hardware retailer Home Depot has found itself in a sticky situation, defending a lawsuit filed by a man who said the chain’s Louisville, Colo., store ignored his cries for help after he fell victim to a prank — and was glued to a toilet seat.Bob Dougherty, 57, of Nederland, Colo., said he became stuck to a bathroom toilet seat on which somebody had smeared glue on Oct. 30, 2003 and felt ‘‘tremendous panic’’ when he realized he was stuck.‘‘They left me there, going through all that stress,’’ Dougherty told the (Boulder) Daily Camera newspaper.‘‘They just let me rot.’’


Toilet Seat Guy May Have Made Similar Claims

A man suing The Home Depot over a toilet seat allegedly covered with glue is being identified as the same man who made a similar allegation more than a year ago, about a toilet in his own hometown. But the man's lawyer is denying he ever made such a claim.

Fifty-seven-year-old Bob Dougherty (DOHR'-uh-tee) filed a three-(m)-million-dollar lawsuit against the world's largest home improvement chain last month. The suit alleges he suffered pain, humiliation and financial loss when workers at a local store ignored his cries for help.

Nederland's former director of operations, Ron Trzepacz (TREE'-pak), tells the Rocky Mountain News that Dougherty came to him with a similar report in the summer of 2004 -- but that the man had pulled himself free from the toilet at a visitors' center.



Update 11/12/2005:Man Claiming To Be Glued To Toilet Seat, Passes Lie Detector Test

The man suing Home Depot for a prank plans to move forward with his case after passing a polygraph test about the incident.

Bob Dougherty, 57, alleges he got stuck to a toilet seat in the restroom at Home Depot's Louisville store. He said he was in a hurry to use the bathroom and sat down after finding there were no paper seat covers left. He said his legs and buttocks got stuck to the seat and employees ignored his pleas for help.

Dougherty's suit seeks $3 million, claiming he suffered pain, humiliation and financial loss.


Monday, November 07, 2005

Sorry For The Lack Of Posts

I learned last week that my right-hand man JC, is leaving the company. While I wish him the best in his endeavors, I am saddened and depressed that he is leaving. He will be sorely missed.
Here's to JC !

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Standard Replies 101: Chapter One

Can I ask you a question ?

You just did.