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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Hey ! Even A Dominatrix Has Standards !




"He wanted to go to a motel in the Bronx where I would defecate on him, but I told him I was uncomfortable going to the Bronx"

"I live in a traditional Italian household," she explained.

So traditional Italian households frown upon going to the Bronx but the other part is ok ? Huh. Never knew that about Italians.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Aliens Could Attack At Any Time !

Now Nick Pope (former Ministry of Defence UFO project) joins Paul Hellyer (former Canadian Defence Minister) in warning of pending invasion !

During his time as head of the Ministry of Defence UFO project, Nick Pope was persuaded into believing that other lifeforms may visit Earth and, more specifically, Britain. And he complains that the project he once ran is now "virtually closed" down, leaving the country "wide open" to aliens.

Mr Pope decided to speak out about his worries after resigning from his post at the Directorate of Defence Security at the MoD this week.

"The consequences of getting this one wrong could be huge," he said. And while Mr Pope says that there is no evidence of hostile intent, he insists it cannot be ruled out.

"There has got to be the potential for that and one is left with the uneasy feeling that if it turned out to be so, there is very little we could do about it," he said.

"If you believe these things are extra terrestrial craft then you cannot rule out that what is happening is some kind of covert reconnaissance."

In another incident in 1980 at RAF bases in Suffolk, staff investigated a suspected plane crash after bright lights were reported coming from nearby woods.

They found a kind of lunar landing module standing on three legs which then flew off. The indents it left in the ground were found to emit ten times the normal levels of radiation. Mr Pope said: "These sort of incidents are why I got so frustrated.

That sounds like an Interceptor !


See, as I reminded Paul last year, we have nothing to worry about.

Everyone knows we've had moonbases since 1980 under the command of SHADO (Supreme Headquarters Alien Defence Organisation) !


They have the SID in orbit (Space Intruder Detector) so we can detect when those aliens are, well, intruding !


They have plenty of Interceptors on hand to take out those pesky aliens !

Sure they only have one missle each, but they're really good shots !

If they get by the Interceptors, Sky One will get them !


Sky One is of course launched from sea by the Skydiver making it hard to detect !


And if they manage to get by them, the ever ready SHADO Mobile units are waiting for them on the ground !


Here's a documentary on how
SHADO keeps us safe from the alien menace.
(2.4 MB Quicktime)

No need to worry if they get by SHADO, the MIB have it well in hand.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

French Troops Almost Fired At Israel Jets

Then they remembered, "Oh right ! We're French !".

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Don't Get Fitted For A Burka Just Yet

I feel much better after listening to The Glenn and Helen Show.

Hat Tip: Instapundit

Beijing Issues 1 Dog Per Family Rule

Is that one dog per family per meal ?

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

The Cliff

Our country just voted to take a step off of the precipice and into the abyss. Let's hope there's a ledge there to catch us. The terrorists won the election today. Watch for dancing in the streets in the Muslim world tomorrow. The Demoncrats won a great victory for Allah tonight. America has forgotten 911. God have mercy on us all.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Hair Cut

So I go into this place for a hair cut.
She snips a few from the left of my head and she gets a call on her cell.
She walks off and goes to the back room and leaves me there for over fifteen minutes ! What was I supposed to do ? Walk out with only the hair above my left ear cut ? Tell her I was pissed when she came back and had scissors in her hand ? She came back after leaving me there all that time and didn't even apologize ! F'ing rude bitch ! WTF !

I'm sure she wonders why she didn't get a tip.

Inspirations. She's inspired me to go elsewhere. The sad thing is this rude bitch will probably never understand why.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Screw That Lemonade Stand...




Tesco has been forced to remove a pole-dancing kit from the toys and games section of its website after it was accused of "destroying children's innocence".
The Tesco Direct site advertises the kit with the words, "Unleash the sex kitten inside... simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go!
"Soon you'll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars".
The £49.97 kit comprises a chrome pole extendible to 8ft 6ins, a 'sexy dance garter' and a DVD demonstrating suggestive dance moves.
"This will be sold to four, five and six-year olds. This is a most dangerous toy that will contribute towards destroying children's innocence."

Oh please ! We had structural support poles in our basement when I was a kid and I used to swing around them. I turned out... come to think of it... huh.

Hat Tip: IMAO

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Man Didn't Want A Woman With Good Taste




He wanted a woman that tastes good.

A suicide note in the pocket of a man who jumped off the Omni Royal Orleans Hotel late Tuesday led police to the grisly scene of his girlfriend's murder, where they found her charred head in a pot on the stove, her legs and feet baked in the oven and the rest of her dismembered body in trash bag in the refrigerator, according to police and the couple's landlord.
In the five-page note, Bowen claimed he strangled Hall in the bathtub, then dismembered her body before taking it in pieces to the kitchen, police said. An autopsy conducted today shows that Hall was in fact manually strangled, police said. It also appears that Hall's body was cut up after she died, police said.
Police found the victim's head burned beyond recognition in a pot on top of the stove, and her legs and feet in the same condition in pans inside the oven, police said.

Huh. I didn't find any recipes with those ingredients over at cajun-shop.com.

These two were featured in

The New York Times on September 9, 2005

and by Newhouse as well.




As he picked up limbs along the sidewalk, Bowen added, "It's actually been kind of nice. And I'm getting healthier, eating right and toning up."
The house has no phone, no electricity. (Hall points out that she "didn't have air conditioning to begin with.") The water has been turned back on, but the couple doesn't trust it. ("Hell no, I'm not touching that stuff," Hall said.) Bowen guessed they've got enough food for about three months.




Ok, I guess that was maybe in bad taste.

Arkansas Man Allegedly Fires Crossbow At Motorist



A Little Rock man was arrested after he allegedly shot at a motorist with a crossbow after police say the motorist made an obscene gesture at the man.

First the guy with the sword, now this.
Steve Gilgenbach, a baseball pitcher for the University of Arkansas at Little Rock, said he cut in front of Dierks while trying to get onto Interstate 630. Police say Gilgenbach made an obscene gesture but Gilgenbach says he doesn't remember doing that. Gilgenback says Dierks fired the crossbow at him and broke his car window.

Gilgenback called police and Dierks was arrested. Police say they found a crossbow with a scope in his vehicle, four crossbow bolts, a cooler containing unopened beers and one opened can. Dierks registered .12 on a blood-alcohol test. The legal threshold is .08.

Guess it could have been worse...

he could have fired this kind of crossbow...

while driving a Nissan Crossbow.

Maybe Dierks thought Gilgenback was a vampire ! Yeah, that's it ! That's the ticket !

Hat Tip: Geek Girl

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Judge Lenient With Traitor




Lynne Stewart arrived at her sentencing packed for prison. With medication, books and a pair of sweat pants, she was prepared to begin a stay that should have stretched for 30 years. Instead moron U.S. District Judge John G. Koeltl let the traitor who was found guilty of conspiracy to provide material support to terrorist organizations, making false statements and defrauding the government; someone whose actions were an egregious, flagrant abuse of her profession, abuse that amounted to material support to a terrorist group off with only a 28-month sentence. This idiot judge said there was ample evidence she had smuggled messages between her client, Sheik Omar Abdel-Rahman, and senior members of an Egyptian-based terrorist organization - messages he said could have had "potentially lethal consequences." But the totally clueless judge noted no one was harmed as a result. How the hell would he know that ? This is why we need to keep both houses of congress, so that more jerks like Judge John G. Koeltl don't get on the bench. Koeltl was nominated by William J. Clinton on April 26, 1994.

Quote Of The Day




Republicans, who control the White House and Congress, Clinton charged "paint themselves as pure and the rest of us who don't agree with them as stained" in order to divide the country and stay in power.
"People know things are out of whack, that fundamentally the order of, the rhythm of public life and our common life as Americans has been severely disturbed," he said.


Uh huh. I'm sorry, did you say anything after "stained"? - Mary Katharine Ham


Heh, he said "Whack".

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Sheehan Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize ?




Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Benito Mussolini, Yasser Arafat and Jimmy Carter were all nominated. Seems she has good company.

Oh, and who won last year ?
2005 : The prize was divided equally between:
International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) and its
Director General Mohamed ElBaradei, Egypt
, 1942 -
For their efforts to prevent nuclear energy from being used for military purposes and to ensure that nuclear energy for peaceful purposes is used in the safest possible way.

Yeah, good job there. Thanks for coming in today.

Communism = Everyone Equally Miserable




Click to enlarge

Except for the glorious leaders obviously.
You should also note that Communist China isn't lit up much either.

The regime in the north is so short of electricity that the whole country is switched off at 9 p.m. - apart from the capital of Pyongyang where dictator Kim Jong-il and his cohorts live in relative luxury. But even there, lighting is drastically reduced.

The result, as shown in this picture taken one night earlier this week, is a startling contrast between the blacked-out north and the south, which is ablaze with light, particularly around major cities and the capital, Seoul, in the north-west of the country.

How can they be short of power ? The infallible Presidents Clinton and Carter gave them Nuclear Reactors !?!

Mr Rumsfeld showed the picture to illustrate how backward the northern regime really is - and how oppressed its people are. Without electricity there can be none of the appliances that make life easy and that we take for granted, he said.

"Except for my wife and family, that is my favorite photo," said Mr Rumsfeld.

"It says it all. There's the south, the same people as the north, the same resources north and south, and the big difference is in the south it's a free political system and a free economic system.

"The people in the north are starving, their growth is stunted. It's a shame, a tragedy."

An aide added: "This oppressive regime is too busy trying to make war to make life comfortable for its people."


Comfortable for its people ? The Communists have allowed hundreds of thousands to starve to death and many millions more have suffered from chronic malnutrition. Make no Mistake, Socialism is Communism watered down for ignorant masses. Demoncrats embrace Socialism without having the guts to call it Socialism. Vote for Demoncrats, eventually the USofA will be a dark as North Korea. Don't believe that ? Then why do they block every attempt to make us energy independent ? The environment ? You're a real sucker if you buy that.

The Time Of The Great Pumpkin



17 MB Windows Media Viewer



7.5 MB Version for Broadband Connections.



918 KB Version for Dial-Up Connections.


For those that missed it last year, Happy Halloween !

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

How To Solve Illegal Immigration ? Destroy Mexico !




Again Frank blesses us with his sage wisdom.


"We're not worthy !"

First Treason Case In Over 50 Years




A California-born convert to Islam ("The 'Religion' Of Peace"), accused of making a series of al Qaeda propaganda videos, became on Wednesday the first American charged with treason since the World War Two era, U.S. Justice Department officials said.

Fugitive Adam Gadahn, 28, who is believed to be in Pakistan, was accused of treason, which carries a maximum punishment of death, and providing material support to al Qaeda, they said.

According to the charges, Gadahn appeared in five videos broadcast between October 2004 and September 11, 2006, giving al Qaeda "aid and comfort ... with the intent to betray the United States."

It's about time someone was charged with treason. Hell, half the Demoncratic Party should at least be charged with sedition if not outright treason. Ok, more than half.

The FBI added him on Wednesday to its list of the most wanted terrorists and a U.S. State Department program offered up to a $1 million reward for information leading to his arrest.

I'm not greedy, I'll turn the SOB in for half that. ;-)

Don't Believe In Global Warming ? You're A Nazi !

Roberts wrote in the online publication on September 19, 2006, "When we've finally gotten serious about global warming, when the impacts are really hitting us and we're in a full worldwide scramble to minimize the damage, we should have war crimes trials for these bastards -- some sort of climate Nuremberg.”

Gore and Moyers have not yet commented on Grist's advocacy of prosecuting skeptics of global warming with a Nuremberg-style war crimes trial. Gore has used the phrase "global warming deniers" to describe scientists and others who don't share his view of the Earth's climate. It remains to be seen what Gore and Moyers will have to say about proposals to make skepticism a crime comparable to Holocaust atrocities.

The article Global Warming: The Chilling Effect On Free Speech last week in Spiked Online addresses this new found penchant by environmentalists and some media members to charge skeptics of human caused catastrophic global warming with “crimes against humanity” and urge Nuremberg-style prosecution of them.

Like all liberals, when you start questioning their views or hitting them with facts, they call you a Nazi. "You're a Nazi ! Guess I win that argument !" Typical.

You know what that means !




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We didn't listen !
Roberts wrote in the online publication on September 19, 2006, "When we've finally gotten serious about global warming, when the impacts are really hitting us and we're in a full worldwide scramble to minimize the damage, we should have war crimes trials for these bastards -- some sort of climate Nuremberg.”

Gore and Moyers have not yet commented on Grist's advocacy of prosecuting skeptics of global warming with a Nuremberg-style war crimes trial. Gore has used the phrase "global warming deniers" to describe scientists and others who don't share his view of the Earth's climate. It remains to be seen what Gore and Moyers will have to say about proposals to make skepticism a crime comparable to Holocaust atrocities.

The article Global Warming: The Chilling Effect On Free Speech last week in Spiked Online addresses this new found penchant by environmentalists and some media members to charge skeptics of human caused catastrophic global warming with “crimes against humanity” and urge Nuremberg-style prosecution of them.

Like all liberals, when you start questioning their views or hitting them with facts, they call you a Nazi. "You're a Nazi ! Guess I win that argument !" Typical.

You know what that means !




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We didn't listen !

The Zucker Add


This was to funny and dead on not to post. Being on YouTube it will probably be banned as being offensive because it doesn't show Muslims beheading infidels. Oh well.

Monday, October 02, 2006

Friday, September 29, 2006

Of Allen And The N-Word

Oh please.
The N-Word.
Who the hell hasn't used it at some point in thier lives ?
Heck, in a previous post I used the N-Word.
Yep.
Me.
I did it.
I'll use it again just for shock value and more hits.

Nancy Pelosi.

There.

Can we move on now ?

Finally A Senator That Speaks The Truth On Global Warming

Despite the traditional mediaÂ’s failed attempt to dismiss the science I presented to counter global warming alarmism, the American people bypassed the tired old traditional media by watching CSPAN or clicking on the Drudge Report and reading the speech online.


The media have missed the big pieces of the puzzle when it comes to the EarthÂ’s temperatures and mankindÂ’s carbon dioxide (C02) emissions. It is very simplistic to feign horror and say the one degree Fahrenheit temperature increase during the 20th century means we are all doomed. First of all, the one degree Fahrenheit rise coincided with the greatest advancement of living standards, life expectancy, food production and human health in the history of our planet. So it is hard to argue that the global warming we experienced in the 20th century was somehow negative or part of a catastrophic trend.

Second, what the climate alarmists and their advocates in the media have continued to ignore is the fact that the Little Ice Age, which resulted in harsh winters which froze New York Harbor and caused untold deaths, ended about 1850. So trying to prove man-made global warming by comparing the well-known fact that today's temperatures are warmer than during the Little Ice Age is akin to comparing summer to winter to show a catastrophic temperature trend.

In addition, something that the media almost never addresses are the holes in the theory that C02 has been the driving force in global warming. Alarmists fail to adequately explain why temperatures began warming at the end of the Little Ice Age in about 1850, long before man-made CO2 emissions could have impacted the climate. Then about 1940, just as man-made CO2 emissions rose sharply, the temperatures began a decline that lasted until the 1970's, prompting the media and many scientists to fear a coming ice age.

Let me repeat, temperatures got colder after C02 emissions exploded. If C02 is the driving force of global climate change, why do so many in the media ignore the many skeptical scientists who cite these rather obvious inconvenient truths?


But wait !
premiere scientist Al Gore has revealed that cigarette smoking is a significant contributor to the bane of mankind and all life on Earth, global warming.

You know what this means !




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We didn't listen !

Beware Islamic Terrorist Squirrels !



An aggressive Islamic Terrorist Squirrel pounced on a 4-year-old boy in an attack last week in Cuesta Park in Mountain View, Calif.

The attack happened as the boy's mother unwrapped a muffin during a picnic.



"The infidel dared to unwrap a muffin during the holy month of Ramadan in public and in full view of us peaceful Muslim squirrels ! It is Allah's will that we attack those that would do insult to our peaceful religion ! Allah Akbar !" said Suhayb Majd Squirrel.

The attack is not the first one reported at the park.

Mountain View Community Services Director David Muela said that as many as six people have been bitten or scratched by radical extremist squirrels since May, and that the attacks have become more ferocious in the last month, which is the Muslim month of Ramadan. It is considered the most venerated, blessed and holiest month. Prayers, fasting, self-accountability and charity have special association with Ramadan.



"We, by the grace of Allah, are seeking to exact revenge on behalf of Islam and Muslims from you and your snacks ! Allah Akbar !" exclaimed Sheikh Khalid Squirrel.

In response to attacks, the city of Mountain View has announced it plans to start trapping and killing the terrorist tree squirrels.

Democrats were quick to protect the rights of the squirrels.

"The torture and other sadistic abuses of squirrels in the park have done immense damage already to America's reputation in the world, and the worst may be yet to come. Shamefully, we now learn that Saddam's torture chambers reopened under new management, park management." said Senator Edward Kennedy.

John Murtha said "80% of squirrels are strongly opposed to the presence of park workers ." and "The continued presence of park workers in the park is uniting the squirrels against us."

"What he has said has great wisdom," Pelosi said of her colleague on Wednesday. "While the president is digging a hole, Mr. Murtha is speaking from the light of day about the realities in the park, and so yes, I am supporting Mr. Murtha's proposal."

Over the next three weeks, park workers will set tube-like traps in the trees of Cuesta Park and euthanize captured squirrels "in a humane way," said David Muela, Mountain View's community services director.

Ironically, efforts to curb the behavior may have exacerbated the Peaceful Islamic Squirrels' aggressive tendencies, Muela said.

"We passed a city ordinance that required women to wear burkas in the park and to segregate female and male patrons to different areas of the park to avoid tensions with the peaceful Muslim squirrels." said Muela.

Increased park ranger patrols and flier distributions cautioning against feeding the animals frenzy might have further cut the squirrels' inhibitions, prompting them to act more assertively in their quest for jihad.

A recent NIE report that was leaked by the ever patriotic New York Times indicated that the strong response in the park was generating more terrorism. This includes an unusual alliance between the Islamic Terrorist Squirrels and the Islamic Terrorist Kittens.


"You have no chance to survive make your time."


In a world where rodents and felines unite, how can we prevail ?
(shudder)

Squirrels in the news:

Abdullah ibn Umm Maktum Squirrel (AKA I'm dull, eh ? I'd been... Umm... Uh... Umm... Dude... What ? Maked Um wear what ? Squirrel)
Proof that even a blind squirrel occasionally finds a nut, the Milwaukee County Board made the right decision and sold a parcel of the old Park East Freeway land on the northern edge of Milwaukee, to a company that will build a luxury hotel, condominiums, offices and retail space.
But to what end ? To finance the global Squirrel Jihad ?

"Allah At a bar !" explained I'm dull, eh ? I'd been... Umm... Uh... Umm... Dude... What ? Maked Um wear what ? Squirrel

Do I make You Horny ?




Mark (Austin Powers) Foley

How ironic, the Founder of Missing and Exploited Children's Caucus.
Wow.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

The Day After

SCI-FI reran The Day After tonight. I forgot how stupid it was. Especially the scene where Jason Robards is driving towards town on the interstate and he's the only one headed that way. He sees a flood of cars headed out of town and it's a traffic jam. Come on. In that situation nobody decides to go the wrong way on the other side of the interstate ? That's why I'll survive a nuclear war, I'll drive the wrong way on the freeway when no one else does. Well, the Russians didn't bomb us thanks to Reagan. Iran ? Well... we'll see what the Israelis do for us... Seems like we're content to leave it to them to protect us.
Still... it's better than The Day After Tomorrow... not as good as Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow.

What Is Wrong With Missouri Women ?



Shannon Beck aka Shannon Torrez




Tiffany Hall




Lisa M Montgomery


Maybe I should have stayed in NativeAmericana.

It is odd though, if someone rips a baby from a womb against the mother's will it's a horrific crime... if the mother wants it done it's a choice. Huh.

Senators That Voted To Protect Terrorists

A bill to authorize trial by military commission for violations of the law of war, and for other purposes.

NAYs ---34

Akaka (D-HI)
Baucus (D-MT)
Bayh (D-IN)
Biden (D-DE)
Bingaman (D-NM)
Boxer (D-CA)
Byrd (D-WV)
Cantwell (D-WA)
Chafee (R-RI)
Clinton (D-NY)
Conrad (D-ND)
Dayton (D-MN)
Dodd (D-CT)
Dorgan (D-ND)
Durbin (D-IL)
Feingold (D-WI)
Feinstein (D-CA)
Harkin (D-IA)
Inouye (D-HI)
Jeffords (I-VT)
Kennedy (D-MA)
Kerry (D-MA)
Kohl (D-WI)
Leahy (D-VT)
Levin (D-MI)
Lincoln (D-AR)
Mikulski (D-MD)
Murray (D-WA)
Obama (D-IL)
Reed (D-RI)
Reid (D-NV)
Sarbanes (D-MD)
Schumer (D-NY)
Wyden (D-OR)

These Senators are more interested in protecting terrorists than protecting Americans. They should all be sent home in November. That's all I have to say about that.

Sunday, September 17, 2006

SeeBS Sucks !

Ever since I moved down here I rarely get to see the Colts so I was excited to see they were on CBS this afternoon. So I'm sitting there watching the Colts kick ass when all of a sudden CBS decides to switch to a "more competitive" game. Miami against Buffalo where it's a shut-out in progress ! WTF. Can't CBS do anything right besides NCIS ?

Monday, September 11, 2006

The Presidential Address

Unfortunately the President still won't tell it like it is. Probably because even five years later Americans still aren't ready for the truth.
Since the horror of 9/11, we've learned a great deal about the enemy. We have learned that they are evil and kill without mercy -- but not without purpose. We have learned that they form a global network of extremists who are driven by a perverted vision of Islam -- a totalitarian ideology that hates freedom, rejects tolerance, and despises all dissent. And we have learned that their goal is to build a radical Islamic empire where women are prisoners in their homes, men are beaten for missing prayer meetings, and terrorists have a safe haven to plan and launch attacks on America and other civilized nations. The war against this enemy is more than a military conflict. It is the decisive ideological struggle of the 21st century, and the calling of our generation.

They are evil. They do kill without mercy. But they are not the extremists of Islam. Show me one country where the majority of the population is Muslim that is tolerant. Show me one country where the majority of the population is Muslim that does not despise all dissent. Show me one country where the majority of the population is Muslim that does not make women prisoners in their homes. This is not Muslim extremism, this is Islam. You might argue Turkey or Pakistan but they are fragile, easily tipped into the true ways of Islam. In both countries when you get away from the major cities they are the same as any other Muslim country.
Our nation is being tested in a way that we have not been since the start of the Cold War. We saw what a handful of our enemies can do with box-cutters and plane tickets. We hear their threats to launch even more terrible attacks on our people. And we know that if they were able to get their hands on weapons of mass destruction, they would use them against us. We face an enemy determined to bring death and suffering into our homes. America did not ask for this war, and every American wishes it were over. So do I. But the war is not over -- and it will not be over until either we or the extremists emerge victorious. If we do not defeat these enemies now, we will leave our children to face a Middle East overrun by terrorist states and radical dictators armed with nuclear weapons. We are in a war that will set the course for this new century -- and determine the destiny of millions across the world.

There is no doubt that they would use WMDs against us. They openly say they will. It will not be just the middle east overrun, Europe is fast becoming overrun today ! Burkas for medical personnel in England ? Come on ! This is Dhimmitude ! This is indeed a clash that will determine the destiny of millions across the world. Actually, the destiny of billions.

I'm often asked why we're in Iraq when Saddam Hussein was not responsible for the 9/11 attacks. The answer is that the regime of Saddam Hussein was a clear threat. My administration, the Congress, and the United Nations saw the threat -- and after 9/11, Saddam's regime posed a risk that the world could not afford to take. The world is safer because Saddam Hussein is no longer in power. And now the challenge is to help the Iraqi people build a democracy that fulfills the dreams of the nearly 12 million Iraqis who came out to vote in free elections last December.

The left openly state that the world and the Iraqis would be better off if we left Saddam in power. Wow. What a bunch of sickos. Saddam was a threat. He used WMDs in the past against Iran and his own people. He led us to believe he still had WMDs and refused to let UN inspectors prove he didn't have them. He funded terrorist organizations. Can the Iraqis build a successful Republic (not a democracy... there is a freaking difference) ? I don't see how. Their own religion tells them that such a thing is a sin. As for us pulling out ? We're still in Germany, Japan and Korea... WTF is so unacceptable about us staying in Iraq ?
We're training Iraqi troops so they can defend their nation. We're helping Iraq's unity government grow in strength and serve its people. We will not leave until this work is done. Whatever mistakes have been made in Iraq, the worst mistake would be to think that if we pulled out, the terrorists would leave us alone. They will not leave us alone. They will follow us. The safety of America depends on the outcome of the battle in the streets of Baghdad. Osama bin Laden calls this fight "the Third World War" -- and he says that victory for the terrorists in Iraq will mean America's "defeat and disgrace forever." If we yield Iraq to men like bin Laden, our enemies will be emboldened; they will gain a new safe haven; they will use Iraq's resources to fuel their extremist movement. We will not allow this to happen. America will stay in the fight. Iraq will be a free nation, and a strong ally in the war on terror.

So the Liberals and the Democratic Party say that Iraq has nothing to do with fighting terrorism, but bin Lameass urges his terrorists to fight in Iraq. Huh.

I'm tired and have to go to work tomorrow. I'll finish this up tomorrow evening.

I Will Not Surrender. I Will Not Submit



I will Not Surrender. I Will Not Submit.

"Remembrance is worthless without resolve. And resolve is useless without recognition. You can't know our enemies, let alone defeat them, with your head buried in the sand hiding from the 'Islamophobia' brigade."

Anyone that believes the myth of moderate Islam or that Islam is a religion of peace has obviously never read the Koran. Until people understand what Islam is and what it's teachings are they will never understand the nature of the enemy and therefore never understand what it will take to defeat them.

From Conservative Dialysis, Why Do We Have to Continue to Explain Ourselves?
"It is amazing to me that after five years of reflection on the events of September 11, 2001 President Bush finds himself in the position of having to explain to members of Congress and other World Leaders why we are fighting the War on Terror. It puzzles me that 5 years later members of Congress and the press think it is more important to publicize the classified workings of our National Defense rather than to keep it secret. Finally, I have no words to describe the lack of understanding I have for members of Congress who are actually running on the platform of pulling our troops out of Iraq according to a well-publicized time-table, thereby allowing the terrorists to plan to their future attacks."

It is indeed beyond comprehension.

911 changed me, my whole world view. I always respected and admired firemen, but after that day I hold them in awe. I was always leery of police. Now I hold them in the highest regard and thank them whenever I can for watching out for us. The military... I had what I thought was a healthy distrust in them. Being raised during the Vietnam War, all the crap they taught in school, fed us through the MSM and Hollywood... more often than not I was frightened of the military. I held them in distrust and sometimes in disdain. These days I can't thank them enough. 911 made me reevaluate everything. Before that I was ignorant for the most part about Islam. I thought they worshipped the same God as us. I was somewhat sympathetic to some of their grievances. 911 made me want to understand what was in Islam that made it so easy for them to become "radical". Why did they hate us so much ? Why after the hijackers lived with us for so many months did they still want to kill, and did kill thousands of men women and children they didn't know ? Why kill people that had never done anything to them ? I could understand the pentagon being a target, but office buildings ? So I read the Koran, I studied their history. I learned what Islam is really about and why they hate us. I'm not tolerant of Muslims or their false religion or their false prophet anymore. They speak openly of their intentions, of their beliefs but if we non-believers dare repeat what they say we're Islamophobes. The five years since 911, well I was convinced after Jimmy Carter's administration that liberalism was the wrong path. I was still open to voting for a Democrat if he/she seemed like a good person and had good ideas. After 911 and the years that have followed Liberals have shown just how morally and intellectually bankrupt they are. They keep getting worse. Liberals disgust me almost as much as Muslims do. The MSM, I used to watch them, listen to them, read them. Thank God for Fox News, talk radio and the internet. Now I can get the facts. When it's opinion or editorializing, I know it they say it. It's not presented as "news". The MSM disgust me almost as much at Liberals do... but usually the MSM are liberals so I'm just as disgusted. I learned that a once great news organization, CBS had become SeeBS. Then there's the New York Times. SeeBS was merely fabricating stories. NYT was printing on the front page state secrets. Traitors outright. 911 changed the way I see the world. The years that have followed have changed the way I see the world even more. I no longer trust those I did and I now trust with my life those I didn't trust before and those I didn't know of before.

Friday, September 08, 2006

As If I Needed Another Reason To Vote Against Claire McCaskill





"George Bush let people die on rooftops in New Orleans because they were poor and because they were black."


What an ugly woman.

Read more at RedState: McCaskill and the DSCC Race Bait and Politicize Katrina

More at Wizbang: Missouri Senate - McCaskill: "Bush let blacks die"

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us

Video: All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us



Another great remake of the original "All Your Base Are Belong To Us"

Caution: Strong Muthaf%&*n Language.

CNN Live From The Lady's Room




This was too funny not to post.
Where was the director during all this ?


Hat Tip: News Busters.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

All Your Fakes Are Belong to US

Video: All Your Fakes Are Belong to US (Bloggers)



A great remake of the original "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" from The Jawa Report.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Vogue Cleaners

So I'm driving down Sunshine Street on my way to work and I see this sign that reads "Vogue Cleaners" and I think, "Wow ! What a great niche ! Finally a place for people to take their dirty magazines."

Monday, August 14, 2006

Oak Tree Waters Itself



Lucille Pope's red oak tree has baffled tree experts, water specialists and nursery professionals.

The knotted, towering tree, more than 100 years old, has become the root of scrutiny in her East Side neighborhood. The tree has gurgled water from its trunk for the past three months.

"I got a mystery tree," Pope said. "What kind of mystery do I have where water comes out of a tree?"

"I ain't with that superstitious stuff," Lloyd Pope said, sitting on the hood of the Cadillac, catching water spurting out of the tree in a plastic gallon jug. "There's no crying Mary here."


Rice watched the water gurgling about 2 feet up from the roots, estimating the flow at a 10th or 20th of a gallon every minute.



Huh.

Bush Was Right

I heard Tammy Bruce play this when she was guest-hosting the Laura Ingrahm Show today. Pretty catchy. It's by The Right Brothers. You'll notice they never said he was right about illegal immigration, but hey ! Nobody's perfect !

When I hear the guitar rift I hear "Neener-neener-neener !" ;-)

Thursday, June 15, 2006

ÍêÃÀÉú»î

ÍêÃÀÉú»î by ÐíΡ found over at 春天来了~.
I don't understand Chineese, but I like it.

It turns out to be by a guy named

Xu Wei
. I'd like to know the name of the song and the album as well as the lyrics... I found a flash done to the song in the meantime.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Been a while

I can't believe it's been two months since I last posted. A lot's been going on in my personal life, left my job, my mom's been in the hospital, yadda yadda yadda. I think things have settled down a bit so I'll be back to posting soon.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Caution Entering Bird Dropping Area


Signs warning of bird droppings were posted along a stretch in downtown Orlando this week after cars, benches, sidewalks, plants and even people are hit and covered by the white bird waste.
The problem began when city workers removed cypress trees on "bird island" at Lake Eola in Orlando.
The trees had to be removed because the bird
droppings were polluting the water, according to the report.
Now, the birds have moved into the city and are covering anything and anyone between Lake Eola and Central Avenue with droppings.
"You have to brace yourself for the smell," downtown resident James Taylor said. "It is a really bad stench. It is disgusting, absolutely disgusting. It smells amost as bad as those hippie war protesters."
"I was walking the other day and got pooed on walking under these trees," Orlando resident Lisa Valentine said. "Somebody told me it was good luck."
"The white film cakes the light posts along Lake Eloa," Local 6 reporter Todd Jurkowski said. "It is on the sidewalks and on the plants."
Officials said Orlando city workers pressure wash a stretch of the sidewalk at least twice a week.
Signs with the warning, "Caution -- Entering Bird Dropping Area" were posted Tuesday.
"Don't sit on the benches, unless you are very brave," resident Jeff Miller said.
Some people don't let the bird droppings bother them and continue to eat lunch around the droppings.
"Based on what I saw on that car, I got to believe there is no (expletive) left in them," resident Alex Hartley said.

Federal law prohibits the bird nests in Orlando from being disturbed.

This is much more of a threat than the bird flue !
The birds have declared a Jihad against us !
Death to the birds and their nests !

Monday, March 20, 2006

Global Warming Plumets Temperatures Across The Country




A storm system barreled across the Plains states on the last day of winter, dumping more than a foot of snow that stalled highway travelers Monday in South Dakota and Nebraska and causing flooding in Texas.

Hundreds of schools were closed Monday in Nebraska, Kansas, Colorado and South Dakota, and at least two deaths were blamed on the storm. Six-foot snowdrifts were reported in western South Dakota.

What If They Held A Protest And No One Showed Up ?

On the third anniversary of the US-led invasion of Iraq, the US capital's historic protest venues were surprisingly serene on Sunday. Outside the White House tourists had their pictures taken next to a cardboard cut-out of the president, families enjoyed the sun on the Mall and several bored-looking policemen stood guard outside the vice-president's DC home. Not a placard in sight or a chant to be heard.


Anti-war protesters lament apathy
But no one cares what the smelly hippies lament anyway.

We can all look forward to a media barrage of garbage this week explaining to the stupid American public that the war is a failure, Iraq is a quagmire and civil war in Iraq is already underway. They started up that nonsense on the Sunday morning talk circuit. The Demoncrats are foaming at the mouth eager to get their message out. I think they should get their message out. Nothing turns off voters more the pessimism.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Dutch Consider Burqa Ban




If the Netherlands becomes the first European country to ban the burqa and other Muslim face veils this month, Hope says she'll resort to wearing a surgical mask to dress in accordance with her religious beliefs.

Someone should tell Hope there is nothing in the Koran requiring females to cover their faces.
"I'll wear one of those things they wore during the SARS epidemic if I have to," said the Dutch-born Muslim, one of about 50 women in the Netherlands who wear the head-to-toe burqa or the niqab, a face veil that conceals everything but the eyes.
Last December, parliament voted to forbid women from wearing the burqa or any Muslim face coverings in public, justifying the move in part as a security measure.

The burqa is very convenient for terrorists that wish to wear a disguise but want the disguise to be unquestioned.
"This is an enormous victory for traditional Dutch decency," said Geert Wilders, the populist member of parliament who first proposed the burqa ban, after hearing parliament had backed it.

"The burqa is hostile to women, and medieval. For a woman to walk around on the streets completely covered is an insult to everyone who believes in equal rights."

The burqa is also hostile towards western culture. The Muslims moved to the Netherlands but insist the Netherlands succumb to the Muslim culture. Good for the Netherlands for saying it doesn't work that way.

Monday, March 06, 2006

South Dakota Bans Most Abortions




Gov. Mike Rounds signed legislation Monday that would ban most abortions in South Dakota, a law he acknowledged would be tied up in court for years while the state challenges the 1973 U.S. Supreme Court decision that legalized abortion.

The bill would make it a crime for doctors to perform an abortion unless the procedure was necessary to save the woman's life. It would make no exception for cases of rape or incest.

The governor issued a written statement saying he expected a lengthy legal battle over the law, which, he said, would not take effect unless the U.S. Supreme Court upheld it.

"In the history of the world, the true test of a civilization is how well people treat the most vulnerable and most helpless in their society. The sponsors and supporters of this bill believe that abortion is wrong because unborn children are the most vulnerable and most helpless persons in our society. I agree with them," Rounds said in the statement.

Under the new law, doctors could get up to five years in prison for performing an illegal abortion.

Rounds noted that it was written to make sure existing restrictions would still be enforced during the legal battle. Current state law sets increasingly stringent restrictions on abortions as pregnancy progresses; after the 24th week, the procedure is allowed only to protect the woman's health and safety.

Five years for cold-blooded murder seems pretty light, but it's better than the Government sanctioned free-for-all slaughter we have now. Odd though that there doesn't seem to be any punishment for the "mother" that seeks out the murder of her own child... they're just punishing the "doctor".

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Police To Protect Vandalized Home Of Fallen Soldier

Police posted an around-the-clock security watch at the home of an Indiana soldier killed last week in Iraq after it was vandalized and his family received disturbing phone calls.
The home of Sgt. Rickey Jones was egged Saturday, three days after Jones’ family learned the 21-year-old and three other soldiers had been killed by a roadside bomb north of Baghdad. His family also received phone calls in which the caller said: “I’m glad your son is dead.”

Scum. Pure scum.
Last Wednesday Missouri Governor Matt Blunt signed legislation banning protests at funerals for service members.
State Sen. Charlie Shields, of St. Joseph, sponsored the Spc. Edward Lee Myers' bill after protesters disrupted his funeral in December. Myers was killed in Iraq.
"The despicable protest at the funeral of Spc. Edward Myers clarified the need for this legislation. This law is named for Spc. Myers," Blunt said.
The law prohibits protests for one hour before and one hour after funerals.


Indiana should do the same. There is no reason to allow this kind of behavior.

Hat Tip: Irate Nate at The Irate Nation.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

83º !

Global warming rocks ! It was 83º and sunny today ! We had to turn the air on ! :-)