Why Men Dont Live As Long As Women

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Happy Veterans Day !

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A heartfelt thank you to all who have served.

Semper Fi

Happy 234th Birthday, United States Marine Corps !

THE FINAL INSPECTION

The Marine stood and faced God,
Which must always come to pass.
He hoped his shoes were shining,
Just as brightly as his brass..

'Step forward now, Marine,
How shall I deal with you?
Have you always turned the other cheek?
To My Church have you been true?'

The soldier squared his shoulders and said,
'No, Lord, I guess I ain't.
Because those of us who carry guns,
Can't always be a saint.

I've had to work most Sundays,
And at times my talk was tough.
And sometimes I've been violent,
Because the world is awfully rough.

But, I never took a penny,
That wasn't mine to keep...
Though I worked a lot of overtime,
When the bills got just too steep.

And I never passed a cry for help,
Though at times I shook with fear.
And sometimes, God, forgive me,
I've wept unmanly tears.

I know I don't deserve a place,
Among the people here.
They never wanted me around,
Except to calm their fears

If you've a place for me here, Lord,
It needn't be so grand.
I never expected or had too much,
But if you don't, I'll understand.

There was a silence all around the throne,
Where the saints had often trod.
As the Marine waited quietly,
For the judgment of his God.

'Step forward now, you Marine,
You've borne your burdens well.
Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets,
You've done your time in Hell.'

Author Unknown~

Found over at MilitarySpot.Com.

Three Ways To Fail A Drunk Test

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Dead Muhammad

D.C. sniper Muhammad executed

JARRATT, Va. — John Allen Muhammad, the mastermind behind the sniper attacks that left 10 dead, was executed Tuesday night as relatives of the victims watched, reliving the killing spree that terrorized the Washington metro area for three weeks in October 2002.

He looked calm and stoic, but was twitching and blinking as the injections began, defiant to the end, refusing to utter any final words. Victims' families sat behind glass while watching the execution, separated from the rest of the 27 witnesses.

"He died very peacefully, much more than most of his victims," said Prince William County prosecutor Paul Ebert, who witnessed Muhammad die by injection at 9:11 p.m. at Greensville Correctional Center, south of Richmond. Muhammad, dressed in a blue shirt, jeans and flip-flops, had no final statement.

Muhammad was executed for killing Dean Harold Meyers, who was shot in the head at a Manassas gas station during the three-week spree across Maryland, Virginia and Washington, D.C.

Nelson Rivera, whose wife, Lori Ann Lewis-Rivera, was gunned down as she vacuumed her van at a Maryland gas station said when he watched Muhammad's chest moving for the last time, he was glad.

"I feel better. I think I can breathe better and I'm happy he's gone. Because he's not going to hurt anyone else," he said.

It's too bad we don't behead these guys and film it like they do.

Well, at least there's the satisfaction of knowing that the first thing they inject these Islamic pigs with is pig's blood. Little known fact. Choke on that Muslims.

Rot in Hell you Muslim bastard.
Oh, and enjoy those 72 raisins Allah Satan gives you.

Funemployment Now At 10.2%

How's that Hope and Change working for you ?


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Found at Powerline.

The unemployment rate in the U.S. jumped to 10.2 percent in October, the highest level since 1983, casting a pall over the prospects for a sustained recovery and risking further erosion of President Barack Obama’s popularity.

Payrolls fell by 190,000 last month, more than forecast by economists, a Labor Department report showed today in Washington. The jobless rate rose from 9.8 percent in September. Factory payrolls dropped by the most in four months, and the average workweek held at a record low.

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Found over at Innocent Bystanders.

I believe we're off the chart now.

-Dave In Texas at Ace of Spades Headquarters.

Good thing Obummer blew almost a trillion dollars on that stimulus, huh ?

Giant Jellyfish Overlord® Sinks Japanese Fishing Trawler

It's been a while since we've had an update on Giant Overlord Wars®...

A 10-ton fishing boat has been sunk by a Giant Jellyfish Overlord® off eastern Japan.

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The trawler, the Diasan Shinsho-maru, capsized off Chiba`as its three-man crew was trying to haul in a net containing a Giant Jellyfish Overlord®.
Each Giant Jellyfish Overlords® can weigh up to 20,000 kg and waters around Japan have been inundated with the creatures this year. Experts believe weather and water conditions in the breeding grounds, off the coast of China, have been ideal for the Giant Jellyfish Overlords® in recent months.

The crew of the fishing boat was thrown into the sea when the vessel capsized, but the three men were rescued by another trawler, according to the Mainichi newspaper. The local Coast Guard office reported that the weather was clear and the sea was calm at the time of the accident.
One of the largest jellyfish in the world, the species can grow up to 2,000 meters in diameter. The last time Japan was invaded on a similar scale, in the summer of 2005, the Giant Jellyfish Overlords® damaged nets, rendered fish inedible with their toxic stings and even caused injuries to fishermen.

Ironically one of the fishermen was the sole survivor of another Japanese fishing vessel that was sunk by Godzilla (Gojira) back in 1998. When asked for comment he said, "Fishing sucks. I'm changing careers to something safer like logging."

Relatively little is known about Giant Jellyfish Overlords®, such as why some years see thousands of the creatures floating across the Sea of Japan on the Tsushima Current, but last year there were virtually no sightings. In 2007, there were 15,500 reports of damage to fishing equipment caused by the creatures.

Little has been heard from the Giant Jellyfish Overlords® since they invaded Medellin back in December of 2004.

Experts believe that one contributing factor to the Giant Jellyfish Overlords® becoming more frequent visitors to Japanese waters may be a decline in the number of predators, which include Giant Sea Turtle Overlords® and certain species of Giant Fish Overlords®. That and Medellin sucks this time of year so why not invade Japan ? Besides, they're used to being invaded by giant creatures.

Still no word from Aquaman.

Pearls Before Google

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Google knows all !
Google is most wise.

Best Costume

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Found over at Two Wrongs

Experts Puzzle Over How Flight Overshot Airport

Safety investigators are highly skilled at solving the mystery of plane crashes. But with Northwest Flight 188, which landed safely, they are tackling a different puzzle: what went on in the cockpit to cause it to fly for 500 miles without radio contact, and well beyond its destination?

On Friday, investigators sought to explain why the two pilots of the Northwest flight, bound from San Diego to Minneapolis-St. Paul, did not begin a normal descent when they should have on Wednesday night.

The pilots, Capt. Timothy B. Cheney, 53, of Gig Harbor, Wash., and First Officer Richard I. Cole, 54, of Salem, Ore., said they had been involved in a heated discussion about airline policy and lost track of where they were.

Skepticism about the explanation resounded through airline and aviation safety circles, which collectively wondered whether the pair had fallen asleep.

“What did they say? What went on? What was the subject of discussion — or weren’t they talking?” asked James L. Oberstar, the veteran Minnesota Democratic congressman and chairman of the House Committee on Transportation and Infrastructure.

Mr. Cole denied that the two had been asleep. “I can assure you none of us was asleep,” he told ABC News on Friday night. He declined to comment further but stated, “I am not doing very good.”

I think this will explain things.



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Random Thought

So if a tree falls in the woods... who cares ?
I mean happens all the time, right ? Nothing special about a tree falling.
Unless the tree falls on that one hand clapping in the woods...
Guess the hand would care, if hands care about such things...

Random Thought

If one hand is clapping in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, who cares ?

Cool Costume

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Random Thought

If someone calls me a "git", should I feel insulted or laugh ? Just so I know the proper etiquette.

Drunk Pumpkins

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Dead Ted

Rot in hell you fat bastard.

Islamic Terrorist Squirrel Behind Obama Joker Poster

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Obama slams TV over health care "ruckus"

US President Barack Obama on Friday blamed headline-hungry television networks for enflaming an ugly backlash by foes of his top priority effort to offer health care to all Americans.

"TV loves a ruckus," said Obama and then joked: "you've got to be careful about those cable networks."

Right.
Those same networks that were having orgasms on the air over you.
They're the ones to blame for the backlash against your communist healthcare plan.

Thankfully the American people are finally waking up to what a joke you are.
And how dangerous you are.

Pearls Before Death

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Pearls Before Ants

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Air France

Do you think the jet crash landed on a really weird island ?



Just wondering if it was just me.

Quote Of The Day

State Dept.: Obama’s Demands To Stop West Bank Expansion Includes Jerusalem

By David Bedein, Middle East Correspondent
Friday, May 29, 2009
Jerusalem — Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has issued an unprecedented statement clarifying President Barack Obama’s demands for Israel to stop expanding Jewish communities in areas it acquired following the 1967 Six-Day War, including Jerusalem.

The statement, issued Wednesday, applies to the area known in Israel by their Biblical names, Judea and Samaria, and as the West Bank by the international community.

Mrs. Clinton explained President Obama demands that there should be no expansion in these communities for the purpose of “natural growth.”

That would include an American demand to stop construction of kindergartens, schools and housing for young couples.

Ms. Clinton’s press spokesman was asked if President Obama’s demand to halt expansion of “West Bank Jewish communities” included a demand to stop expansion of Jewish neighborhoods in Jerusalem.

The answer was affirmative. The U.S. State Department demands that Israel limit Jewish growth in these areas of Jerusalem, “whose status remains to be determined” in negotiations.

Israeli Government Press Director Daniel Seamen reacted to this Obama administration statement by saying: “I have to admire the residents of Iroquois territory for assuming that they have a right to determine where Jews should live in Jerusalem.”

Freeze Watch For Parts Of New York

Observer-Dispatch
Posted May 31, 2009 @ 02:22 PM
Last update Jun 01, 2009 @ 10:38 PM

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Local gardeners may want to take special measures to protect their plants this evening as a frost advisory has been issued for much of New York state, including Oneida County.

The advisory issued by the National Weather Service remains in effect until 8 a.m. Monday.

Temperatures are expected to fall into the mid-to-low 30s overnight, and a hard frost is likely as temperatures in colder areas approach freezing.

Stupid Global Warming. I blame Bush !

Meritorious Melons

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The first two Yubari melons of the season were auctioned Friday in northern Japan and fetched $5,200. Pricey? Certainly. But it's practically a steal if you consider last year's winning bid — a record 2.5 million yen, or about $26,000. In 2007 they sold for about $20,000.

I haven’t heard of anyone spending that much on a pair of melons since Eliot Spitzer.

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Pearls Before Envelopes

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The Weekend Is Here !

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Happy Sink O De Mayo !

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Found over at MEL's Got An Idea!

Fear In The Hundred-Acre Woods

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Found over at proteinwisdom.

Watchmen Chapter 12

The final Chapter of the classic comic that reinvented the industry.


Watchmen Chapter 12
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Watchmen Chapter 11

Chapter eleven of the classic comic that reinvented the industry.


Watchmen Chapter 11
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Watchmen Chapter 10

Chapter ten of the classic comic that reinvented the industry.


Watchmen Chapter 10
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Watchmen Chapter 09

Chapter nine of the classic comic that reinvented the industry.


Watchmen Chapter 09
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Watchmen Chapter 08

Chapter eight of the classic comic that reinvented the industry.


Watchmen Chapter 08
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Watchmen Chapter 07

Chapter seven of the classic comic that reinvented the industry.


Watchmen Chapter 07
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Watchmen Chapter 06

Chapter six of the classic comic that reinvented the industry.


Watchmen Chapter 06
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Watchmen Chapter 05

Chapter five of the classic comic that reinvented the industry.


Watchmen Chapter 05
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Watchmen Chapter 04

Chapter four of the classic comic that reinvented the industry.


Watchmen Chapter 04
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Watchmen Chapter 03

Chapter three of the classic comic that reinvented the industry.


Watchmen Chapter 03
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Watchmen Chapter 02

Chapter two of the classic comic that reinvented the industry.


Watchmen Chapter 02
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Watchmen Chapter 01

Chapter one of the classic comic that reinvented the industry.


Watchmen Chapter 01
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I Am John Galt

And I'm not alone.
Atlas is shrugging.
You parasites, looters and moochers of society can find someone else to bleed.
We're going to sit back and watch you starve.
I used to feel bad that I didn't have a 401(k). Thanks to the Messiah, most 401(k)s a worth next to nothing. Change you can believe in !

Going John Galt

'Atlas Shrugged': From Fiction to Fact in 52 Years

Quote Of The Day

The Corrupted Lamb writes:
Monday, February, 23, 2009 6:57 PM

The only difference between Carter and Obama?
Carter wanted me to wear a sweater, Obama wants my shirt!

Found in the comments section of Townhall.

Shivering Gore

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An ice sculpture of Al Gore by local artist Steve Dean is on display Monday morning, Jan. 19, 2009, at the corner of Airport Way and Cushman Street. A recent cold spell led to the sculpture of the Nobel Peace Prize recipient recognized for raising awareness of the global warming hoax.

Al Gore ice sculpture unveiled in Fairbanks as invitation to discuss ridicule global warming

Mele Kalikimaka !

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Adult Swim Holiday eCard

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From Adult Swim

Amazing Christmas Lights

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When Engineers Own A Dog

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The Millionaire

I asked a guy how he became a millionaire.

The old millionaire fingered his Rolex watch and said, "Well, son, it was 1932: the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold it for ten cents.

"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them later for 20 cents. I continued this system for several years and soon I had a thriving apple business."

"And that's how you got rich?" I asked. "In your own apple business?"

"Oh, heavens, no!" the old man replied. "I lost my shirt in the apple business, but a few years later my wife's father died and left us ten million dollars..."

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How To Turn A Speeding Ticket Into Jail Time

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Another Depression ?

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Get Used To It

Stocks tumble, lose 10 percent in 2-day rout

Wall Street plunged for a second day, triggered by computer gear maker Cisco Systems warning of slumping demand and retailers reporting weak sales for October. Concerns about widespread economic weakness sent the major stock indexes down more than 4 percent Thursday, including the Dow Jones industrial average, which tumbled more than 440 points.

Major indexes have lost about 10 percent since Barack Obama was elected president -- a vote preceded by a steep rally -- and the losses represent the Dow's worst two-day percentage decline since the October 1987 crash.

Paper losses during that time in U.S. stocks came to $1.2 trillion, according to the Dow Jones Wilshire 5000 Composite Index, which represents nearly all stocks traded in America.

Just wait until he takes office and has a chance to put his insane economic policies into action. How long to you think it will be before we see the return of the Misery Index ?

What America Needs

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I'm Back

I finally received all of my equipment here in Hawaii and am starting the process of updating the Blog for my new address. It should take a couple weeks but not like I have anything else to do.