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Friday, April 29, 2011
Darned Cat
My cat, Stanley H. Tweedle, scratched the heck out my nose while I slept last night. I don't even remember him doing it. I guess I'm a deep sleeper. So I woke up this morning with my pillows covered in blood. What died here last night ? It wasn't until I got to the mirror that I saw my nose. Funny, it never hurt. Sure looked a site though. I'd keep him out of my bed, but then he'd be outside the door all night meowing. What's A dude to do ? Only one person at work commented on it. Is it taboo to comment on someone's obvious injury or something ? Not the first time I've ran into that.
Chair Workouts
O.
M.
G.
People BUY this crap ?
I'm going to come out with my own where people lay on the couch drinking a beer while "working out".
Hat Tip: The Daily What
The Freaking Wedding
I don't get why Americans fawn over Royal Weddings.
Didn't we win a revolutionary war to sever ourselves from that nonsense ?
I find the whole idea of a Royal Family insulting.
They're better than me why ?
Oh, because they were born into one family and I was born (actually adopted) into another.
Screw the Royals.
The French did at least one good thing.
They chopped off the heads of their Royalty.
Which was a better fate than Royals routinely sentenced their "subjects" too.
Didn't we win a revolutionary war to sever ourselves from that nonsense ?
I find the whole idea of a Royal Family insulting.
They're better than me why ?
Oh, because they were born into one family and I was born (actually adopted) into another.
Screw the Royals.
The French did at least one good thing.
They chopped off the heads of their Royalty.
Which was a better fate than Royals routinely sentenced their "subjects" too.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Sometimes I Hate Good Dreams
Just a dream of a simple walk arm in arm with someone I love can ruin my entire day.
Knowing I don't have someone to walk with and walking for me is physically painful these days. On top of that, the person I was walking with in the dream is lost to me forever. Sometimes good dreams suck.
Knowing I don't have someone to walk with and walking for me is physically painful these days. On top of that, the person I was walking with in the dream is lost to me forever. Sometimes good dreams suck.
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Stick Man
Hat Tip: Nothing To Do With Arbroath
It's from the show "Le plus grand cabaret du monde" aired on the France2 channel, produced by MagicTV/Patrick Sébastien.
The artist is Medir.
http://www.patricksebastien.fr/2011/04/15/medir-batons-en-equilibre-le-plus-grand-cabaret-du-monde/
Thanks to Laurent for giving us some knowledge.
Friday, April 22, 2011
Happy Earth Day !
Celebrate by punching a hippie !
The late great George.
Hat Tip: Moonbattery.
Funny how the first "Earth Day" was celebrated on Lenin's 100th Birthday...
From Jammie Wearing Fool:Earth Day Founder Celebrates His Creation From Prison.
The late great George.
Hat Tip: Moonbattery.
Funny how the first "Earth Day" was celebrated on Lenin's 100th Birthday...
From Jammie Wearing Fool:Earth Day Founder Celebrates His Creation From Prison.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Explosives Are Prohibited
I drive through tunnels almost every day.
They all have signs saying explosives are prohibited.
Gasoline is an explosive.
They all have signs saying explosives are prohibited.
Gasoline is an explosive.
Being President Is Hard
Obama can't take even softball questions.
I guess our knowledgeable President never heard of Lyndon Baines Johnson.
He lost by 11.8%
None of the 57 States ?
Hat Tip: Nice Deb.
Also read Victor Davis Hanson.
“Texas has always been a pretty Republican state, for you know, historic reasons”
I guess our knowledgeable President never heard of Lyndon Baines Johnson.
"We lost by a few percentage points"
He lost by 11.8%
"I never write off any States."
None of the 57 States ?
Hat Tip: Nice Deb.
Also read Victor Davis Hanson.
Obama To Root Out Any Cases Of Fraud Or Manipulation In Oil Markets
President Barack Obama announced Thursday that the Justice Department is assembling a team to "root out any cases of fraud or manipulation" in oil markets that might be contributing to $4 a gallon-plus gasoline prices.
"We are going to make sure that no one is taking advantage of the American people for their own short-term gain," Obama said at a town-hall style meeting at a renewable energy plant in Reno.
As JWF said, "All he needs to do is this:"
Looking for fraud.
Jammie Wearing Fool beat me to this, and his post is spot on.
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Wonkette
To think I used to have that site in my blog list.
Disgusting.
Kudos to Papa Johns, Vanguard and Huggies for dropping their adds from Wonkette after the horrid Trig Palin Incest post.
I won't link to the post, you can find it if you Google it and want to be disgusted.
Disgusting.
Kudos to Papa Johns, Vanguard and Huggies for dropping their adds from Wonkette after the horrid Trig Palin Incest post.
I won't link to the post, you can find it if you Google it and want to be disgusted.
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Rest In Peace Elisabeth Sladen
Long time fans of Doctor Who were sad to learn of the passing of Elisabeth Sladen today.
Known for playing the longest and most loved companion to the Doctor, Sarah Jane Smith.
Monday, April 18, 2011
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Great Start To The Day
As I was getting ready to head for work this morning I kept having the feeling I was forgetting something. I got all the way to work, turned off the engine and realized that I'd left my laptop at home. Nothing like a double commute to start the day.
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
My Blog List
Oh Noes !
Somehow I accidentally deleted my Blog List !
I'll start to rebuild it later, right now I really need some sleep.
:-(
Somehow I accidentally deleted my Blog List !
I'll start to rebuild it later, right now I really need some sleep.
:-(
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Friday, April 08, 2011
Rumer
With a voice like that, you're forgiven !
Hat Tip: iOwnTheWorld.
If Burt Bacharach says you're good, it's time to start believing in yourself
"All those beautiful melodies designed to cheer up America and make them fall into this beautiful dreamy sleep," she sighs. "That's what I want to do: I want to weave a spell where we can all fall into a beautiful, musical dream."
She does that, in spades.
Amazing Story.
To Democrats, Funding The Killing Of Black Babies Is Vital
Really. This is why they are shutting down the government and not paying our soldiers at a time of three wars. They insist on using tax dollars to support Planned Parenthood in Washington D.C., which is overwhelmingly African-American. Paying for the killing black babies is so important that they are shutting the government down over it. Conservatives are the racists?
Thursday, April 07, 2011
Wisconsin Knocks Out Union Thugs
After months of death threats, demonstrations, intimidation, slander, libel and a host of other vial crap it ends well outside the margin of fraud. The Obama Administration, the Media, Union Thugs, Liberals and the MSM (BIRM) have their asses handed to them.
Ann Barnhardt Rocks
So Piss Christ was by Andre Serrano, not Robert Mapplethorpe.
Both of these sicko leftest pigs have been financed by the National Endowment of the "Arts"... AKA our tax money.
I love the bacon bookmarks.
Give them Hell Ann !
I was going to burn a Koran for every innocent person that gets killed by these savages, but Korans aren't cheap. I guess a lot of people are buying Korans for burning. So I'll just burn one a week and flush the ashes down the toilet.
I think I'll rip out the pages that endorse killing, raping, pedophilia, perversions, looting and maiming to use for toilet paper. That should leave me with a steady supply of toilet paper.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a Koran that needs some burning.
Wednesday, April 06, 2011
Little Known Fact
Little known fact: BRB started off meaning Beer Run Babe or alternatively Beer Run Bud.
Bacōn
Hidden beneath 11 popular pure essential oils, an ever so slight hint of...bacon. bacon cologne by fargginay.
Hat Tip: The Daily Wh.at
Tuesday, April 05, 2011
Ride 'em Cowgirl !
When Regina Mayer’s parents dashed her hopes of getting a horse, the resourceful 15-year-old didn’t sit in her room and sulk. Instead, she turned to a cow called Luna to make her riding dreams come true.
Hat Tip: The Blaze.
Monday, April 04, 2011
Sunday, April 03, 2011
An Excerpt From A Skype Conversation Tonight
Friend: I need you to tell me
Friend: do not reinvent wheel
Friend: use what you have
Noah Bawdy: Do not reinvent the whell !
Noah Bawdy: er.. I meant wheel...
Noah Bawdy: Go ahead and invent the whell... I'm pretty sure that hasn't been done yet.
Friend: do not reinvent wheel
Friend: use what you have
Noah Bawdy: Do not reinvent the whell !
Noah Bawdy: er.. I meant wheel...
Noah Bawdy: Go ahead and invent the whell... I'm pretty sure that hasn't been done yet.
Dinner
I was in the mood for bacon and eggs.
So I had breakfast for dinner.
That's right, I'm a rebel.
Ain't no one gonna tell ME what to eat when !
That's just how I roll.
Atlas Shrugged Part 1
Atlas Shrugged Part 1
Demand Atlas to your town!
Not near you yet?
DEMAND Atlas to your town.
Theaters being added regularly.
I voted for Mililani this morning.
The people of Hawaii really need to have some light bulbs turn on.
Hat Tip: Ben
Saturday, April 02, 2011
Friday, April 01, 2011
Wow
Map Loco changed the default map so that it now shows all visitors.
Wow.
Look how many places readers of my Blog have been from over the years.
Amazing.
I want to thank all of you for visiting my humble little slice of Cyberspace.
So...
What's up with Greenland and Antarctica ?
Snobs.
Stetson Hat To Be New Army Standard Headgear
Stetson Hat.
Army officials announced today that the Army will pay tribute to it's frontier roots by adopting the dark blue stetson and the official headgear for the current force of 1.1 million Soldiers. Soldiers will wear the stetson with non-subdued rank and branch insignia on the front. The Army star will only worn by Soldiers who have yet to graduate Advanced Individual Training, or the Officer Basic Course.
I think it's a great idea !
Those black berets looked totally gay.
;-P
Hat Tip: XBradTC
Introducing Google Translate For Animals
Truly amazing ! I can finally find out what my cat's been going on about for all these years !
;-P
Hat Tip: Bit & Pieces.
The Pirate Bay Wins eBay Site Auction
Congratulations Pirates !.
In a bid on Auction site eBay, for the site of eBay.com itself, Pirate Bay (TPB) has come out as the official winner.
We saw that eBay was up for sale on their own site and since we have a long going law suit against them for abuse of our trademark name "pirat(ebay)", we wanted to be pragmatic and just use our immense profits to buy them. This will hopefully make us spend less time with the lawsuit.
TPB will use the tools from eBay to make a better rating system for torrents. Then TPB will divide eBay up into smaller companies and sell to the highest bidders. We see no use for an auction site since most stuff is available for free.
eBay.com will in the future be redirected to thepiratebay.org, and hopefully this will put TPB into the top 5 internet sites today.
;-p
Hat Tip: Geeks are Sexy.
Ryanair To Offer Child-Free Flights
An idea who's time has come.
The Irish airline has created a stir by declaring that it will introduce "child-free flights" by October this year via a press release on their website today.
“When it comes to children we all love our own but would clearly prefer to avoid other people’s little monsters when travelling,” Ryanair spokesman Stephen McNamara said.
“While half our passengers would like us to divide our cabins up into ‘adult’ and ‘family’ areas it is not operationally possible due to our free seating policy, with optional priority boarding.
“However, with clear demand for ‘child free’ flights Ryanair will introduce child free flights on high frequency routes from the start of our winter schedule in October.”
It's about time !
;-p
Hat Tip: Nothing To Do With Arbroath
Silver Surfing
Silver Surfing.
HERE’S a novel twist on traditional mobility aids for the elderly – a skateboard-style Zimmer frame with wheels.
Made from a modified Zimmer, a skateboard deck and polyurethane wheels, the newly unveiled Micro Zimmer looks like something from the latest extreme sport craze.
But it is actually designed for pensioners who want to opt for something a little more speedy than the traditional four-footed frame which is normally more associated with hospitals than pavement-surfing.
British company Micro Scooters, which manufactures the new £100 vehicle, claims it was developed in response to “huge demand” from grandmas and granddads who wanted to take their grandchildren to school, but found they were struggling to keep pace.
Hat Tip: Nothing To Do With Arbroath
President Barack Obama's First Ad of 2012
"With Obama in the White House, every day is like the first day of April." - Hiraghm
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Fire
Little known fact: The fire that destroyed the Library of Alexandria was caused by an ancient ancestor of the cow that caused the Chicago fire. Bad line of cows.
It's all part of the Cow Conspiracy.
It's all part of the Cow Conspiracy.
Amazing Bionic Bird
SmartBird is an ultralight but powerful flight model with excellent aerodynamic qualities and extreme agility. With SmartBird, Festo has succeeded in deciphering the flight of birds - one of the oldest dreams of humankind.
This bionic technology-bearer, which is inspired by the herring gull, can start, fly and land autonomously -- with no additional drive mechanism. Its wings not only beat up and down, but also twist at specific angles. This is made possible by an active articulated torsional drive unit, which in combination with a complex control system attains an unprecedented level of efficiency in flight operation. Festo has thus succeeded for the first time in creating an energy-efficient technical adaptation of this model from nature.
Hat Tip: Geeks are Sexy
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Earth Hour
While I was celebrating "Earth Hour" by having all of my lights on, I asked my cat Stanley to name one other animal that could turn night into day.
He just looked at me.
Then I pressed my luck and asked him to name one other animal that could store food for months at a time.
He meowed which I took to mean Squirrels.
Touché Stanley.
He just looked at me.
Then I pressed my luck and asked him to name one other animal that could store food for months at a time.
He meowed which I took to mean Squirrels.
Touché Stanley.
So You Want To Save The Earth ?
So you want to save the Earth ?
Hello ?
The Earth is trying to kill you !
Tsunamis, hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, mudslides, volcanoes, floods, droughts, wildfires, blizzards, ice storms, etc.
I say kill the Earth before it kills me !
;-p
Hello ?
The Earth is trying to kill you !
Tsunamis, hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, mudslides, volcanoes, floods, droughts, wildfires, blizzards, ice storms, etc.
I say kill the Earth before it kills me !
;-p
Earth Hour !
Celebrate that you're not a caveman or living in a Communist country (BIRM) !
Turn every light you have on !
Libtards: if you REALLY want to live in the dark move to North Korea. They celebrate "Earth Hour" EVERY DAY !
Well except for the Glorious Leaders of course.
Turn every light you have on !
Libtards: if you REALLY want to live in the dark move to North Korea. They celebrate "Earth Hour" EVERY DAY !
Well except for the Glorious Leaders of course.
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Now THIS Is How It's Done !
Remember this the next time you're stuck in construction hell.
This stretch of the Great Kanto highway was wrecked by deep chasms in the March 11 earthquake - but was repaired in just six days !
Hat Tip: The Daily What.
This stretch of the Great Kanto highway was wrecked by deep chasms in the March 11 earthquake - but was repaired in just six days !
Hat Tip: The Daily What.
Ah The Beach, Time For Me To RELAX !
Last time I went to the beach ?
Pretty much like this.
Warning: Not for the squeamish.
Hat Tip: Bits & Pieces.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Great
Just great.
All day I've been wiping white gunk from my left eye (the good one).
The eye started getting sore shortly before I left work.
On the drive home my vision milked up twice.
Now it's all red, itchy and puffy.
What is it with this place and my eyes ? I never had this many problems before.
I put a few drops of Vigamox followed by a couple drops of Ofloxacin Ophthalmic Solution in the eye. It's now tearing which is helping to keep the eye somewhat clear. Still hard to see though.
Hopefully it won't get worse.
All day I've been wiping white gunk from my left eye (the good one).
The eye started getting sore shortly before I left work.
On the drive home my vision milked up twice.
Now it's all red, itchy and puffy.
What is it with this place and my eyes ? I never had this many problems before.
I put a few drops of Vigamox followed by a couple drops of Ofloxacin Ophthalmic Solution in the eye. It's now tearing which is helping to keep the eye somewhat clear. Still hard to see though.
Hopefully it won't get worse.
Monday, March 21, 2011
I Had A Dream
I had a dream last night that someone was getting in my face and shoving me in the chest. I shoved him back.
I woke realizing I had just shoved my cat off the bed.
He gave me this look like, “What the heck was that for?!?”
I woke realizing I had just shoved my cat off the bed.
He gave me this look like, “What the heck was that for?!?”
Time Travel
If I could go back in time and change only one thing... it would be going back in time and only being able to change ONE thing.
Monday, March 14, 2011
Happy Pi Day !
Click on the pic to enlarge.
Hat Tip: Geeks are Sexy.
God I love this woman !
:-D
Hat Tip: The Daily What.
Saturday, March 12, 2011
2011 Sendai Earthquake And Tsunami.
Mahalo to everyone for checking in on us folk living in Hawaii. Last I heard there were no injuries or deaths here. Some ports were damaged and a few houses. We were lucky. Aloha !
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Considerate Neighbor
Some considerate person(s) in my building went out for the evening and decided to leave their dog on their lanai. I hope they enjoy paying $100.00 fines as much as we enjoyed listening to their dog barking all night.
Survey
I had a woman call me with a four question survey tonight.
I said "Sure, why not ?"
Q1) How many people live in your home under the age of 15 ?"
A1) "None."
Q2) How many people live in your home between the ages of 15 and 17 ?"
A2) "None."
Q3) How many people live in your home between the ages of 18 and 21 ?"
A3) "None."
Q4) How many people live in your home between the ages of 22 and 34 ?"
A4) "None."
She was incredulous.
She asked me if I heard the fourth question and repeated it.
I said, "Let me look. Nope. Just me, and that was six questions."
I guess my household doesn't meet any of their demographics.
A household with no one under the age of 35 ? Inconceivable !
:-P
I said "Sure, why not ?"
Q1) How many people live in your home under the age of 15 ?"
A1) "None."
Q2) How many people live in your home between the ages of 15 and 17 ?"
A2) "None."
Q3) How many people live in your home between the ages of 18 and 21 ?"
A3) "None."
Q4) How many people live in your home between the ages of 22 and 34 ?"
A4) "None."
She was incredulous.
She asked me if I heard the fourth question and repeated it.
I said, "Let me look. Nope. Just me, and that was six questions."
I guess my household doesn't meet any of their demographics.
A household with no one under the age of 35 ? Inconceivable !
:-P
Monday, February 14, 2011
Friday, February 11, 2011
Plumbers
My landlady called me Tuesday night and told me that I needed to let some plumbers into the flat. It seems that while they were working on the flat below mine they noticed some water dripping from above and wanted to inspect my master bath. Fine no problem I'll take the morning off. They didn't show up until around 2:30 PM.
The guy (Mike) pointed out that none of the fixtures were sealed and also noted that the flat below was dry that day (because I didn't use the shower that morning). He said he'd be back with his boss first thing in the morning the next day with a camera snake to make sure there wasn't anything else wrong. 8:00 AM. Three times he assured me they would be here at 8:00 AM. What the heck, I already took an entire day off, what's a few minutes in the morning ?
I waited until 10:30 AM Thursday. I looked out the door every 5 to 10 minutes. No van. No activity in the flat below. Nothing. No calls. No knocks on the door. I had the front jalousies wide open so I could hear everything. Nothing. So I left a note on my door and went to work.
Mind you I've already missed a day and a half of work.
Not that I like my job, but I need to pay my bills plus buy beer for me and catnip for my cat.
When I talked to my Landlady Thursday night she told me that they said they had knocked on my door all morning. I explained that was a flat out lie. She suggested that I leave one of my keys in the lock box so they could get in without me having to take any more time off.
OK. You know, bad enough they waste my time and stand me up. Hawaiian-Time only goes so far. But now I know they're liars. Why the heck would I trust them in my flat unsupervised. No. They can come in here on my schedule now and not theirs.
You know my Ace ? They can't complete their work on the flat below until they inspect my flat. They have the incentive to work with me, not the other way around.
:-P
The guy (Mike) pointed out that none of the fixtures were sealed and also noted that the flat below was dry that day (because I didn't use the shower that morning). He said he'd be back with his boss first thing in the morning the next day with a camera snake to make sure there wasn't anything else wrong. 8:00 AM. Three times he assured me they would be here at 8:00 AM. What the heck, I already took an entire day off, what's a few minutes in the morning ?
I waited until 10:30 AM Thursday. I looked out the door every 5 to 10 minutes. No van. No activity in the flat below. Nothing. No calls. No knocks on the door. I had the front jalousies wide open so I could hear everything. Nothing. So I left a note on my door and went to work.
Mind you I've already missed a day and a half of work.
Not that I like my job, but I need to pay my bills plus buy beer for me and catnip for my cat.
When I talked to my Landlady Thursday night she told me that they said they had knocked on my door all morning. I explained that was a flat out lie. She suggested that I leave one of my keys in the lock box so they could get in without me having to take any more time off.
OK. You know, bad enough they waste my time and stand me up. Hawaiian-Time only goes so far. But now I know they're liars. Why the heck would I trust them in my flat unsupervised. No. They can come in here on my schedule now and not theirs.
You know my Ace ? They can't complete their work on the flat below until they inspect my flat. They have the incentive to work with me, not the other way around.
:-P
Egypt
It looks like the situation in Egypt has gone as best as anyone could hope for.
We'll see what the coming weeks and months bring.
Hopefully when they elect a new government they won't be as insane as the "Palestinians" in Gaza were in 2006.
We'll see what the coming weeks and months bring.
Hopefully when they elect a new government they won't be as insane as the "Palestinians" in Gaza were in 2006.
Wednesday, February 09, 2011
Obama's "tough budget cuts" in pictures
Doug Ross shows what Obummer's "cuts" really amount to.
Click on the pic and bring a microscope.
Click on the pic and bring a microscope.
Tuesday, February 08, 2011
Pathetic
W.T.F.
$32 Billion is only zero point 9 percent of a $3.5 Trillion budget.
Really House Republicans ?
This is the best you can do ?
Paul Ryan: I'd like to 'exceed' the $32B in cuts I proposed
$32 Billion is only zero point 9 percent of a $3.5 Trillion budget.
Really House Republicans ?
This is the best you can do ?
Paul Ryan: I'd like to 'exceed' the $32B in cuts I proposed
The Golf Club
There’s a local radio program named, “The Golf Club”.
They play a commercial where the hostess, Danielle Tucker says “The Golf Club” every other sentence.
By the time the spot is over, I want to take The Golf Club to her face.
:-P
They play a commercial where the hostess, Danielle Tucker says “The Golf Club” every other sentence.
By the time the spot is over, I want to take The Golf Club to her face.
:-P
Anna Nicole Smith, Still Dead
I think we'll all always remember where we were when we heard Anna Nicole Smith died.
;-P
;-P
Sunday, February 06, 2011
The Game
I'm watching The Game.
By which I mean the 1997 movie with Michael Douglas.
Click on the pic to play the trailer.
By which I mean the 1997 movie with Michael Douglas.
Click on the pic to play the trailer.
Saturday, February 05, 2011
Friday, February 04, 2011
Thursday, February 03, 2011
How Beer Saved The World
Click on the pic to play.
Part 1 of 3.
“Without beer, we’d probably still be living in caves”
I always suspected as much.
Hat Tip: TheDailyWh.at
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