Squirrel Power
Lynchburg, Va - An Islamic Suicide Arsonist Squirrel is likely the culprit for a fire in Lynchburg that left a family of five temporarily homeless Tuesday afternoon.
Angela Harvey found out about the fire when her husband called her at work. He said there was a small fire in the attic of their Monroe Street home.
“I had never been in the attic,” Harvey said on Wednesday. “I wondered what could have possibly caused the fire.”
When she got home, she found heavy fire damage to the upstairs bedrooms. Firefighters told her that an Islamic Terrorist Squirrel had chewed through some live wires in the attic and electrocuted itself, sparking the blaze.
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