Giant Monkey Overlords™ Counterattack The Giant Eyeball Overlords™. France Reeling From Battle

In a surprise counter offensive against The Giant Eyeball Overlords™, The Giant Monkey Overlords™ renewed their bid to become the undisputed masters of all mankind. French onlookers could only watch in horror as their country became the center of the fiercest battle seen to date in The Giant Overlord War®. "We protest in the sharpest tone possible." said frog President Chirac, leader of the nation voted Most Hated Nation in a recent poll. "We had surrendered and declared Paris an open city !" he wept. "If this continues we will have no choice but to protest some more ! Perhaps with an even stonger tone of displeasure !". In deed, not since the successful foiling of a terrorist bombing plot by Team America World Police has Paris known such destruction. When asked to comment about the recent events, President Bush said "Gee, that's too bad."