Captain America Lives !

The reports of Captain America's death appear to have been wrong. He's alive... and he's a pervert.

A Brevard County doctor dressed up in a Captain America outfit was arrested with a burrito in his tights.

On Saturday night, when a costume party full of medical professionals stopped at On Tap Cafe, police said Adamcik had a burrito stuffed below the waistband of his costume and was asking women if they want to touch it. When one refused, he allegedly took out the burrito and groped her.

The woman called police and, when they arrived, the officers wrote in their report "there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at the time, all Captain America's were asked to go outside for a possible identification."

So when Marvel does bring back the real Cap, do you think it will be done by the Scarlet Witch or The Sentry ?

Just wondering.