Hi, I'm A Marvel...And I'm A DC. (Mac PC Parody)

I don't know if this is funny to people that were never into comics... but I thought these videos were great !

Hat tip: Jeff

Your Two Legged Puppy Authority !

Respect my Authority !

Google knows all !

Google is most wise !

Today the great and powerful Google has deemed this site to be the foremost authority on two legged puppies !

All thanks to this post.



I don't know why I get such a kick out of that...




Maybe I should get some help...

Ron Paul Likes To Kick Two Legged Chihuahua Puppies !

Two legged Chihuahua puppy ready for an ass kick
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Cindy Sheehan holds the puppies down while he does it. All the while Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears watch and giggle like school girls.
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That's what I heard.
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Maybe I misinterpreted...
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They were speaking Mexican or something...
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Never mind.

(That should get some hits)

;-)


Oh... did I forget to mention Rosie O'Donnell likes to snack on Two Legged Chihuahua Puppies ?
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Two Legged Puppies

Precious Pups Born Without Front Legs

PORT WASHINGTON, N.Y. Three puppies at the North Shore Animal League were born missing both of their front legs, and while they're stealing the hearts of the center's employees, they're now in need of good homes.

The 4-month-old chihuahua siblings, Carmen, Pablo, and Venus were all born without front legs, but they are otherwise perfectly healthy, happy, and full of life. "They are healthy dogs that don't know that they have something wrong, and since they have each other, they are happy," said Donna Imhoff, Senior Veterinarian at the NSAL.

To get around, the puppies hop on their hind legs. Still, there are now hopes that a special wheeled device could be developed.

"If some kind of body-glove could be made, kind of like a scuba diver would wear, with wheels on them, then that piece could grow with the puppies," Yohannan said.

Anyone interested in giving Carmen, Pablo, and Venus a loving home, the shelter would prefer to keep them together. For more information and to track the puppies' progress online, click here.

They're so cute ! I'd love to have a two legged puppy !
I've wanted one ever since I first saw Faith !



But two legged chihuahuas ! How cute would that be ?!?
Plus it's a well known fact that chicks dig two legged chihuahua puppies !

Port Washington, New York is a bit of a drive though.
So I decided to check the local animal shelters instead.
It turns out that puppies being born that way is pretty rare, but they did have a lot of four legged puppies.

So I picked one up and then drove over to the hardware store to buy an axe.

Stupid thing wouldn't stop squirming and, well... I chopped the wrong darn thing off !



Click the pic to play the video

Oh well... guess I need to go back to the shelter and try again.

Update:

It occurred to me that I can use the spare legs and penis to make a puppy with six legs and two penises !



A little glue, some sutures, and presto ! Sextapuppy ! Or Octapuppy if you count the penises.

I had wanted to create a six legged two penised (two penie ?) chihuahua puppy, but with the price of gas I couldn't justify driving to the shelter again. Besides, my neighbor never leashes his puppy so I figured what the heck !

Neighbor: "What are you doing with my puppy ?"
Me: "Your puppy ? Does your puppy have six legs and two penises ?"
Neighbor: "Well... er... no."
Me: "Then get off my lawn or I'll sic my two legged chihuahua on you !"

People really hate having two legged chihuahuas snipping at their heels. Tends to freak them out.

I think the puppy turned out much better than my attempt to create a two faced kitten.



Or the time I tried creating a cyclops kitten.



Kittens just aren't durable enough I guess.

Now, if I can only create a four assed monkey...



Chicks really dig four assed monkeys !
Except when they start flinging their poo... that part chicks don't dig so much...

Update 5/29/2007:

Today if you type in "two legged puppies" at Google, I'm third in the list !
Guess that makes me an expert !


Update 5/29/2007:

Also if you type in "six legged chihuahua" at Google, I'm first in the list !

Guess that makes me the expert that other experts turn to so they can become all expertized in the field of six legged Chihuahua expertise !

(even though I didn't technically create a six legged Chihuahua, just used parts of Chihuahuas to create a six legged puppy).

When DNA Testing Just Isn't Enough

Twin brothers Raymon and Richard Miller are the father and uncle to a 3-year-old little girl. The problem is, they don't know which is which. Or who is who.


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The identical Missouri twins say they were unknowingly having sex with the same woman. And according to the woman's testimony, she had sex with each man on the same day. Within hours of each other.

a paternity test in this case could not help. The test showed that both brothers have over a 99.9 percent probability of being the daddy— and neither one wants to pay the child support.

As for the child support, Gaensslen has his own suggestion as to who should be paying. "Split it down the middle," he told ABC News. "They both played, so they should both pay."

52

So at the end of DC Comic's series 52 it's revealed that 52 identical universes were created when Luthor's tower was destroyed.
Does that mean there's 52 Superboy Primes ?
That would be bad.
Very bad.

Whores For Hillary

Jenna Jameson, who's been called the world's most famous porn star and is the author of the New York Times bestseller "How To Make Love Like a Porn Star," talked about Hillary Clinton in an interview with PR.com.

More famous than Stacey Donovan ? Dream on girl !

"I love Hillary. I think that in some ways she's pretty conservative for a Democrat, but I would love to have a woman in office. I think that it would be a step in the right direction for our country, and there would be less focus on war and more focus on bettering society."
"The Clinton administration was the best years for the adult industry and I wish that Clinton would run again."

Well, I never considered voting for the Hilderbeast before... but if it helps the porn industry I may have to reconsider !

Flickrvision

Flickrvision - Watch a real-time display of the pictures being uploaded to Flickr, with geographical locations.
I can see me wasting hours watching this in a drunken stupor.

Also check out the sister site Twittervision.

Hat Tip: Fark.

The Illuminiods - Lose It Punk

"Lose it Punk" - A fun mashup of Teddybears/Iggy Pop "Punkrocker" vs. Eminem's "Lose It".

MyBlogLog

I just added a link to MyBlogLog. It's kind of a neat way to see who's been visting your site. For all the members of MyBlogLog, place your pin in my guest map !

Sitemeter Caught Installing Tracking Cookies

It’s so sad for me to hear that SiteMeter, a well-known web stats providers, is pushing specificclick tracking and advertising cookies on to visitors of sites using their service.

I've removed SiteMeter from my site.

I suggest you do the same.

Hat Tip: little green footballs


Follow Up: 05/14/2007 18:25

I've installed StatCounter to replace SiteMeter.

Obamanations

"While our fuel standards haven't moved from 27.5 miles per gallon in two decades, both China and Japan have surpassed us, with Japanese cars now getting an average of 45 miles to the gallon," Obama said."I'm not sure where he got that figure," Toyota spokesman Mike Michels said. "No carmaker gets 45 m.p.g. Ours is closer to 30 m.p.g." If elected president, perhaps Obama's first appointment should be a fact-checker.

"I'll bet he was tired. Well, at least he didn't say that Japanese cars are getting ten thousand miles per gallon." - Jim Geraghty