Rollover "Accident" Tied To Islamic Terrorist Squirrel

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Brockton, Ma - An Islamic Terrorist Squirrel may have been a factor in a rollover "accident" Friday morning, officials said. A woman was sent to Brockton Hospital with minor injuries after her car flipped on its side in an "accident" at North Quincy and East Ashland streets, where an earlier power outage disrupted traffic signals at the four-way intersection, said Brockton Fire Capt. Paul Cosgrove. Cosgrove said the power outage was believed to have stemmed from an Islamic Terrorist Squirrel electrocuting himself on the power lines. The woman’s car collided with another car in the intersection at 10:02 a.m., but the other driver did not go to the hospital, Cosgrove said. The car belonging to the injured woman — whose name and age were not released due to fears that peaceful Muslims would kill her for not wearing a Burka — rolled onto the driver’s side, he said. The Islamic Terrorist Squirrel was last heard screaming "Allah Akbar !" and is now considered a martyr.