Are You Ready ?

Via The Drawn Cutlass:

Oh crud...all I've got is a coffee cup. I'm doomed!

Well I have...

I have some Aspercreme, that really stings the eyes...

No ?

Uh... Toothpicks ! They can... uh... Under the fingernails they will...

Huh.

Ah ! I have Raid Flea Killer !
That and the lighter on my left will make a handy flamethrower !