Family

The dog is sleeping with my Nephew.

My mirror twin locked himself in his man cave.

I left some chocolate sugar wafers for him and knocked on the garage door.

He makes life so much harder than it needs to be.

I think he is punishing himself.

My friend bet a beer that my Nephew would not take  me to work.

Looks like I owe him a beer.

The counselors must have verified what I was telling them.

JackHoles. 

I should have them fired but they had to f around and find out.

A Teacher told me to tell the truth.

That way you never have to remember what you said.