Life is so absurd

I just ate a jelly sandwich. The place is like a morgue. I think Fred is out and about somewhere doiing God knows what being all clever and shit. Oh noes ! Don't lock me out of the garage ! Mom was dusting. At least I won't have dust keeping up tonight. It is all so fucking stupid. I sleep on the couch for what ? Where is my job ? This is all so fucking stupid. If only my Nephew would help me find work. Fuck that girl good there dude.